Have you ever.............

Yes, bikini clad hotties covered in oil, how can you not get hard?

...let someone bury you up to your neck in sand?
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Sort of. My brother is a cop and he likes to give us field sobriety tests when we get really hammered. Other than that, nope.

... ever been handcuffed... by the police, you dirty dogs...
 
Yes

...been so drunk you have to have someone help you go to the bathroom.
 
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