Have you ever.............

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Something like that yes.

....told maleonetwo you'd give him some sexy ass action, but then you have let him wait and didn't please him?! :mad: BLUEBALLS?!
 
Yes. I'm sorry my love, but Germany is too far away for your slutty ass. But if I'm ever there of course I'll be round to "hit it". :kiss:

..... been an forum troll somewhere else.
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Nope.

thought about wanking on the bus or subway. (Or even done it?)


Btw...Bluey did you really just say that my "slutty" ass is not worth traveling from the UK to Germany?! :eek: :violent:
 
No.

(I know it's worth it M12, but at the moment I'm too drunk to contemplate doing it)

.....wanted to pound M12s slutty ass all night long?
 
Well sure. Who hasn't? :D

...been to a porn movie theater?
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Nope.

...asked a prostitute if she'd fuck you for free?


Aww you are too kind guys! :shy: I'd love you to do that! My ass is ready for you anytime! :booty: :lovecoupl
 
no, I wish.

have you ever tried to ollie an 8 stair gap
 
No.

Have you ever had a decent conversation with a pornstar (in person).
 
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