Have you ever.............

[D-rock]

Not that I know of.

Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet at work?

 

[BlueBalls]

No.


....had someone cough and spray you with the food they were chewing on.

 

[PrimeGuy]

Not that I remember.

... laughed so hard, you were in tears?

 

[StormRuller]

yeah... lots of times!!

... masturbated watching somebody else sign??

 

[PrimeGuy]

No....

Caught a fly with your bare hands?

 

[alexpnz]

No.

...stolen your friend's girlfriend/wifes panties?

 

[Mid-KN]

nope; tossed those suckers to the other side of the bed so i could get down to the 'nitty gritty'..:tongue: :love-smi:

..beat off to a mainsteam movie while it was paused?

 

[titsrock]

Why pause it? When I get going...I goes!

...started a campfire using a glob of pubic hair for kindling?

 

[slowhand]

Nope


Have you ever skip a rock across the lake?

 

[D-rock]

Yes

Have you ever got a squirrel using a slingshot?

 

[Fresno]

Nope

.....been water skiing?

 

[blue ballz 22]

nope

watched the entire star wars series in one sitting?

 

[PrimeGuy]

No.

worked in a fastfood restaurant?

 

[slowhand]

Nope


Have you ever sold something of yours to pay the bills?

 

[BlueBalls]

No


......wanted to smash you computer because it kept crashing.

 

[member006]

yes

.......been the cause of an accident?

 

[BlueBalls]

No



.....downloaded something illegally?

 

[titsrock]

Haha nice try. NOPE!

...smuggled booze into a movie theater?

 

[PrimeGuy]

No.

Fell asleep in a movie theater?

 

[StormRuller]

yeah... The Ring was the last movie!!

... wanted to kill someone??