no. though i've changed into my swimsuit while driving... ...been in a hot-air balloon?
L lurkingdirk Oct 2, 2009 #3,821 no. though i've changed into my swimsuit while driving... ...been in a hot-air balloon?
L lurkingdirk Oct 2, 2009 #3,823 do midgets count? then no. ...been called a horny devil? (happy 5,000 posts, btw)
Horny Devil Oct 2, 2009 #3,824 Sure have and not just on here Have you ever answered the phone then wish you hadn't?
L lurkingdirk Oct 2, 2009 #3,825 you bet. "oh...hi....mother-in-law" ...called someone and wished they didn't pick up?
Horny Devil Oct 2, 2009 #3,826 yes sir. "Uh hi boss, I was just calling in sick (fake cough, cough)" ...Wonder how Freeone's got started?
yes sir. "Uh hi boss, I was just calling in sick (fake cough, cough)" ...Wonder how Freeone's got started?
Horny Devil Oct 2, 2009 #3,828 Not really but if the pay is good, sign me up ...used the word "kattywompus" in a sentence?
L lurkingdirk Oct 2, 2009 #3,829 no. just looked that word up. funny word. ...wanted to be president?
Shifty O.G. Oct 2, 2009 #3,831 Nah. ... went into a McDonald's and stuffed your face, wanted more but were too embarrassed to go back in, so drove to another McDonald's?
Nah. ... went into a McDonald's and stuffed your face, wanted more but were too embarrassed to go back in, so drove to another McDonald's?
Nina_Mercedez Verified Babe Official Checked Star Member Oct 2, 2009 #3,833 no but that is funny wanted to fuck in a very public place?
Shifty O.G. Oct 2, 2009 #3,837 Oh yeah. ... found a hair in your food, but said 'fuck it' and ate it anyway?
Horny Devil Oct 2, 2009 #3,838 Yes but it was my own hair...lol ...eaten at a restaurant, finished almost all your food then planted a hair in your food in attempts to get a free meal?
Yes but it was my own hair...lol ...eaten at a restaurant, finished almost all your food then planted a hair in your food in attempts to get a free meal?
L lurkingdirk Oct 2, 2009 #3,839 no. i tried with glass, but they threw me out. ...wondered if news anchors wear pants behind that desk?
no. i tried with glass, but they threw me out. ...wondered if news anchors wear pants behind that desk?
Shifty O.G. Oct 2, 2009 #3,840 I believe I have. ... ever gotten so loaded that you had to leave work early?