Have you ever.............

Nope.

Have you ever shaved your genitals?
 
Yes.

Have you ever surfed FreeOnes and eaten toast at the same time?
 
No.

Have you ever bought a DVD, then re-bought it a few months later in an unrated / special edition / HD / Blu-Ray release?
 

dick van cock

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Every time but once (they asked me whether I was religious --- I didn't get the job... :1orglaugh)

Have you ever stolen somebody else's mail?
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
No, but I killed a squirrel by accident once.

Have you ever watched the same movie twice in one day?
 
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