Have you ever tried Swapping your Testicles around?

[LeyaFalcon]

Omg. I don't even have balls and reading about this made me feel all weird and squirmy...it just sounds like it would feel really gross.

 

[Sam Fisher]

I've been able to do just that ever since I was around 14. This is a more recent photo. Every woman I've been intimate with, except for one enjoyed playing with them.

 

[gunslingingbird]

When I was 12 I swapped balls with a kid who lived down the street. I haven't had any problems with these.

 

[too fast]

Omg. I don't even have balls and reading about this made me feel all weird and squirmy...it just sounds like it would feel really gross.

Thank god you don't have balls.

 

[TheAdmiral]

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

Wait a minute ... are saying that your friend's dad tore his nuts ... and it made a sound like a sneaker hitting a gym floor? :eek:

it was his left nut being dragged over his right nut... he instantly went fetal and rolled around on the ground

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I swapped mine with PK's once.

I got a refund.

 

[PirateKing]

I swapped mine with PK's once.

I got a refund.

And I was quite offended by that. So what if they were slightly worn and defective? You still got 3 for the price of 1.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

And I was quite offended by that. So what if they were slightly worn and defective? You still got 3 for the price of 1.

This is true, but only one of them was actually yours. And it was all wrinkly and covered in barnacles.

 

[PirateKing]

This is true, but only one of them was actually yours. And it was all wrinkly and covered in barnacles.

Those are lucky barnacles. They improve your chances with the ladies.

Whatever, don't even think about trying to swap them again. I'm taking my balls to someone who appreciates them.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Who let The Admiral out of the sports section?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Those are Lucky Barnacles. They improve your chances with the ladies.

Dammit. You could have said. I tried to scrub them off and ended up chaffing my 'flagship' ......

 

[PirateKing]

Dammit. You could have said. I tried to scrub them off and ended up chaffing my 'flagship' ......

You know what's good for alleviating that chafe? More barnacles on your junk.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Jesus Christ, get a room you two!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

You know what's good for alleviating that chafe? More barnacles on your junk.

I'm dangling and dipping in the briny ocean next chance I get .....? In the meantime, I am gluing on bits of anchovy rubbed macaroni pieces in the hope they will fool the ladies.

 

[PirateKing]

I'm dangling and dipping in the briny ocean next chance I get .....? In the meantime, I am gluing on bits of anchovy rubbed macaroni pieces in the hope they will fool the ladies.

Anchovy rubbed macaroni: a poor man's barnacles.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Anchovy rubbed macaroni: a poor man's barnacles.

What's a brutha to do ....? :dunno:

 

[TheAdmiral]

Who let The Admiral out of the sports section?