ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I stole $287,000 from a bank once. SHH...it's a secret.
Have You Ever Stolen Anything?
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I was a good lil' thief. Then quit for some reason.
I even stole things and went to the cash register to pay for the rest of what I had.
I just don't have the face of a thief.
You would never know and you would never catch me. :flame:
Why the deuce did you quit?!
masterfaster
Banned
um....
virginity... does that count?
virginity... does that count?
When I was young I used to steal from the rich and the poor and the not very rich and the very poor.
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
I'm not sure why.
I could start again any time I want.
It's not like I stole anything expensive.
I just didn't want to pay for the items.
I'm not sure why.
I could start again any time I want.
It's not like I stole anything expensive.
I just didn't want to pay for the items.
I recommend you begin again. The economy is down and the midwest is certainly feeling the strain! So where you live at in the middies?
I used to shoplift quite frequently when I was a kid. My mom once found some Hot-Wheels in my room that I had asked to to buy me at the store earlier that day, and she took me back to the store and had me talk to the store manager and the security guard and tell them what I had done. That scared the shit out of me, but it didn't make me stop. From people I used to steal stuff all the time. One hobby of mine when I was in middle school was to go through peoples' unattended backpacks and take whatever I found interesting. :hatsoff:
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
I'd have to steal much bigger items.
Don't tell anyone, but I live in the middle of a huge forest in a cave. :anonymous
if i remember correctly it was a straw hat and i was 3-4 and i have no memory of it, my mom just brought me back to the store to say sorry and give it back
short and sweet answer yes i have
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
I've stolen my gf's heart
That was the sweet thing I:crying: heard all day.Very touching and No:wave2:
Shit...that reminds me. I stole some Hot Wheels & Star Wars figures from a kid down the block back when I was in 3rd grade. He was a douche bag anyway so he probably deserved it.
I stole candy and drinks back when i worked at a grocery store in high school. I didn't grab them and run out of the store, I just needed some lunch and "borrowed" them from the shelf.
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
If downloading music and movies is considered stealing.....then yes I'm guilty. 3 things I never pay for: movies, music and porn
Yeah ^^^ that to
Although I still pay for music and film from time to time.Arrest me now officer ...
:wtf:
They needed to be taught a lesson for bringing music to your party?
Good luck getting that one past Judge Judy :1orglaugh
Pay for what you use ...
Pay for what you use. It's all in attitude. The fact that enough Americans have the wrong attitude these days is extremely troubling.
And we're wondering why our economy is going to shit? Hello! The Chinese do us one better. I'm not talking music and movies, but real, engineering patents and designs they just swipe as use without license.
Sigh.
Pay for what you use. It's all in attitude. The fact that enough Americans have the wrong attitude these days is extremely troubling.
And we're wondering why our economy is going to shit? Hello! The Chinese do us one better. I'm not talking music and movies, but real, engineering patents and designs they just swipe as use without license.
Sigh.
