Have You Ever Stolen Anything?

Have you ever stolen anything from a store or person? If so, what did you take?

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If you could steal something today, even though you could be caught, what would it be?


My friend & I stole some porn mags from the local liquor store back when we were teenagers. I stole some CD's from people (strangers) who brought their entire CD collections to my house party's. They were stupid for bringing them...so they needed to be taught a lesson. Other than that, i haven't really stolen anything.
 
As a teen I stole lots of stuff from big stores. Never felt guilty.

I quit it when I was 16-17y/o and I wouldn't have guts to do it anymore.
 
I've stole some hearts in my time. ;)
 
I got sprung shoplifting lego when I was a kid, that was pretty much the end of my criminal career, not counting a few very minor "benefits" from jobs I've worked.
 
Hasn't everyone stolen something in their life at some point or another? Mainly when they were younger.
 
I used to steal CD's and Video's in my early teens, back in the days when they didnt have security guards or CCTV or alarms :D
 
I took typical shit like candy when I was a little kid, but nothing major. I was never into taking shit. OTOH, I know some real boosting mofo's that will steal your own shoes and sell them right back to you.
 
A few cars, some jewerly, notebooks, LCD monitors, hi-end audio system, and of course money. A lot of money! Sorry that I can't post scan of my passport right now, and give my address, I will do it later.

btw, Greetings to the guys from FBI and Interpol :wave:
 
3 thermonuclear warheads and a twix bar
 

Torre82

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3 thermonuclear warheads and a twix bar

Was this at the same military depot? Or was the twix a seperate incident?

Me? I steal my cum all the time. Since I cant make a deposit into any female accunts, I have to do the Online-Wanking thing.
 
I was a little shit when i was a kid i stole from everything from jewelry from my grandparents to playboys from my uncle...of course i was caught everytime
 
I got caught stealing micro machines and pogs when I was a kid. My mom beat the shit out of me man. Holy fuck.

I used to work at a restaurant, and me and a friend would walk out of there with 2 cases of beer a week each. I didn't buy booze for 6 months.
 

Will E Worm

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I was a good lil' thief. Then quit for some reason.

I even stole things and went to the cash register to pay for the rest of what I had.

I just don't have the face of a thief.

You would never know and you would never catch me. :flame:
 
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