Have you ever measured your penis?

Have you measured your penis?


  • Total voters
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Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
One way to bring girls into this thread would be to reveal how big is Petra's hubby's penis.

I'm afraid revealing his penis size isn't going to exactly be like an axe deoderant commercial for him.
 
Does measuring by non-standard units count? Like say if it was measured in donut widths?

By the way, no I haven't.
 
NO, I haven't.....:D
So, you are a liar?
No, I'm not
But my husband said......
Then he is wrong
WTF.....:mad:

I told you Petra, I didn't measured it......my wife did it once for me....:D

I don't know the result, I only know my "buddy"is long enough to piss and hard enough to fuck....:D
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
NO, I haven't.....:D
So, you are a liar?
No, I'm not
But my husband said......
Then he is wrong
WTF.....:mad:

I told you Petra, I didn't measured it......my wife did it once for me....:D

I don't know the result, I only know my "buddy"is long enough to piss and hard enough to fuck....:D

Don't you have a game to go watch?
 
Yes. It's just narrow enough to not get stuck inside a Mason jar. :cool:
 

PirateKing

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Fuck you Conan! :mad:
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
Yes, sadly I've measured my cock. :facepalm:

Its awfully nice of Petra to be concerned about our dicks like this. ;)
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I know of four people who answered the poll who are lying.


Anyway, of course I did. Sure, I had to bread the ruler a couple of times to get to the size I wanted...
 
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