have you ever had sex in front of your pet?

[dbradford8589]

It desn't bother wether they are in the room or not.

 

[Facetious]

yep~! What do you think the peanut butter is for?

You're mean !

Almost looks like STDog !

 

[BudTheCat]

It's kind of funny you would ask that question.

 

[StanScratch]

I was once with a girlfriend when I was still in my parents' place. One of the dogs nudge the door open...when I saw her, she seemed to have a "What in the flying fuck are you doing!!??!!" look in her eyes.

Then she started licking herself, then walked away so she could bark at a chipmunk.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Yeah, but only to make him jealous. He's been neutered, there are no other female dogs nearby, and all he gets to hump are the pillows on my couch. So when he eats my socks or shits in the living room, I like to rub in his face the fact that I can have sex and he can't.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Yes. If I want them there or not. Fuckin' nosey ass cats.

 

[maildude]

My ex had a dog that used to push open the bedroom door, walk in, and push its muzzle into the sheets while we were doing it. Then she'd start laughing, and that was it. My honey jar was empty.

 

[knowone]

Year's ago a co-worker told me she was having sex (in presumably missionary position) when her cat came to her rescue by jumping on her boyfriend's back and sinking in all four sets of claws. She figured her not being able to stop laughing about it probably contributed to their breakup.

 

[meatman7212]

My Boston was actually laying under my leg as I was going to town on my girl last night...it's weird but he's always up on the bed while i'm taking care of business

 

[Smallville417]

No pets for me, so the answer is no.

 

[nelmes69]

Yep and one time my old dog licked my ex's leg... she yelled, I came, then I laughed.

:rofl2:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Anyone ever see that gif where the girl is giving a blowjob, and slowly the dog comes in from the left.

It's just about the best thing ever.

 

[Wainkerr99]

We trained the monkey to make recordings.

 

[nightowl]

does a goldfish count?

 

[alainbouhez]

My cats are real voyeurs.

 

[IloveErinAvery]

Yeah its happened and its no big deal... now in front of a little kid or something...thats not cool...

 

[Member 1098]

No, and never.

 

[Pip Jillete]

Try not too, but it happens.

 

[GregCentauro]

Do Penthouse pets count?

 

[Skyraider22]

I honestly don't know my dog would come in our room and we would never know he was there