Have you ever got hard at a Burger King® drive thru?

And because your local football team is playing in the NFC Championship game this weekend, the girl at the window is sporting a football jersey, matching ball cap with her sassy pony tail poking out the back, and more importantly, yoga pants. And she looks kinda like Jessica Alba.

Then when she asks if you want any sauce, you know what she really means so you ask if she wants any. Then she threatens to call the cops so you just take your food and drive off.

So have you ever? Besides that last sequence, I did.
 
I was in the passengers seat one time and I started sporting a semi. To be fair though I was baked off my ass and I really wanted that damn shake.
 
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