Have you ever fake chowed?

[BCT]

I was watching Hall Pass and it got me thinking has anyone every actually fake chowed? Supposedly its when you pretend to eat pussy by smacking your lips and using your fingers instead of your tongue lol Personally I love eating pussy so I would never pull this. Have any of you pervs fake chowed?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Wouldn't this be immediately obvious to your partner?

 

[BCT]

Wouldn't this be immediately obvious to your partner?

That's what I was thinking, who wouldn't notice the difference between a finger and a tongue but supposedly its a real thing, I need feedback on this shit :dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

:wtf:

 

[STDiva]

No?

 

[BCT]

I fucked up starting this thread, I almost didn't make it, just thought I would get some funny responses alas I did not

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Hmm. This is quite odd. Do you mean fake chew over the phone? Yahoo chat?

At first I thought you meant fake chew tobacco to impress high school friends.

 

[gunslingingbird]

My balls itch. flylicker

 

[BCT]

Hmm. This is quite odd. Do you mean fake chew over the phone? Yahoo chat?

At first I thought you meant fake chew tobacco to impress high school friends.

No its when you fake eating a girl out. It was in a movie but I also googled it and its a real thing but I found it hard to believe that it would actually work. I just felt this was the perfect place to ask if peeps really do this?

 

[darkwarrior3007]

I don't get it. What would be the point?

 

[PirateKing]

Tough crowd. This was a bad thread though.

 

[Facetious]

Fake Chow Video... It all goes down @ +37 seconds. :glugglug:

That's a faux chow!
:1orglaugh

 

[RichardNailder]

I've never faked it with my fingers but I got busted using my left knee one time - not sure if that counts. :dunno:

 

[RichardNailder]

I was just thinking that I've had a few models where I wish I hadn't gone down on them though.... :eek:

 

[LeyaFalcon]

What would be the point in this?

 

[Petra]

What would be the point in this?

My thoughts exactly.

Of course, I suppose it might work if you get a blind girl who's never been fingered or eaten out? :dunno:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

negative...assuming the pussy is clean and nicely groomed i love chowing down, plus i don't make a lot of noise and i would feel like a legit retard doing something like that...

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

What would be the point in this?

I think the point is so guys who are afraid of licking snatch could fake it so their partner would believe they're getting eaten out when in reality they're not. Kind of like how girls fake orgasms to please their partner....guys fake eating pussy so they can get away with not having to do it, while still hopefully maintaining the illusion carpet munching.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I wish I would have faked read this. No offense Tone

 

[LukeEl]

No, why would you want to look that dumb? That's like a dude faking an orgasm, aside from that Hallpass was meh.