Have You Ever Cummed On Tits????
- Thread starter SN4P3
- Start date
yeah, but it's overhyped
Member 1098
Closed Account
LOL.
Well,
I can't cummed on tits. I don't have a penis, and if I was a man, I would go with cumming tits on Jenna Haze, Nikki Benz.
busenbust
^^^^
I'd love to shoot my load over Echo Valley's humungous boobs! :nanner:
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
Once. I hate cumming ON a woman. But I was dating a gal back in college--for about two weeks--who lived the next floor down in my apartment complex. She was kinda cute. Everyone told her she looked like former MTV VJ Martha Quinn. Anyway, she had these big pink titties that screamed "Suck me!" I'm pretty sure she fucked the guy who had the apartment before me because my roommate told me he heard crazy grunting animal sounds in the next room one night when he lived there, after he'd seen her sneak into his/my room. Well, I dunno if it was the room with all of its Jimi Hendrix posters or what, but she wanted me to shank her, so I did. But imagine my surprise when she cooed, "Honey...I want ya to cum on my puffpillows!" I was obviously stunned, and complained that exposing my thrillload inside her would be better, because it would complete the cycle of nature. Yet, she was insistent, and warned that if I didn't blow my sauce on her perfumed luggage, she'd abandon me for my roommate. So, what the hey...I went ahead and relieved myself on her boobiethings. Then a few days later she fucked my roommate. MORAL: only fuck the ones you love.
Hmmm, I would think the moral of that story is: Any chick who threatens to fuck someone else (ESPECIALLY while they're in the middle of fucking you) is going to fuck them anyway. Ignore the threat and do what you started to do in the first place.:2 cents:
Yes I have and still do cum on a woman's tits. Now its reserved during some hot passionate sex when my wife sucks me to a finish and I cum on her face and tits, she loves it!
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
Yeah...but what if she threatens to fuck another guy, AND steal my bank card?
You must spring a leak every time Vanessa Blue posts pics of her gorgeous knockers then.
In that case you're not only fucking a cheat but a thief too therefore the original suggestion still stands, do what you're going to do in the first place. One caveat, make sure you're:condom:. Because as bad as that reality is, one worse is a kid with a cheating thief.:2 cents:
jasonk282
Banned
Then she is a hooker.
Similar threads
