Oh boy, my last ex was an alcoholic and bi polar, still is. Let's see I have been slapped in public in a casino because I was late meeting her for dinner. Security escorted her out, and needless to say it was a silent car ride back. And my personal fave, I remember her trying to stab me with a pair of scissors because I wouldn't buy her anymore booze. However I did not and will not retaliate when a woman hits me. I know where the door is and I am not afraid nor ashamed of walking out of it.
Have you ever been slapped by or slapped your couple?
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Nice grammar. And I have never been slapped by my couple(?). However, I slap my couple (balls) around frequently. They are usually asking for it.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Slapped my couple of what?!?
Goddamn, that's just eerie, Trebus. That isn't the first time we wound up posting nearly identical thoughts at the same time. :wtf:
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vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
The missus slaps me all the time.
Rather than putting up with her sulking at me for ages for no reason I just tell her to slap me. It gets the agression out of the way immediately and I don't have to endure the feeling of being sulked at for hours which could well lead to further arguments.
Problem solved.
So how do I get my revenge for regular slappings? Anal sex.
Rather than putting up with her sulking at me for ages for no reason I just tell her to slap me. It gets the agression out of the way immediately and I don't have to endure the feeling of being sulked at for hours which could well lead to further arguments.
Problem solved.
So how do I get my revenge for regular slappings? Anal sex.
lechepicha
Prince of the Rotten Milk
:rofl:
rep to you :hatsoff:
The missus slaps me all the time.
Rather than putting up with her sulking at me for ages for no reason I just tell her to slap me. It gets the agression out of the way immediately and I don't have to endure the feeling of being sulked at for hours which could well lead to further arguments.
Problem solved.
So how do I get my revenge for regular slappings? Anal sex.
wow :eek:
great!!!
i guess i have to say the same to her to achieve that... :yinyang:
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I slap her and she slaps me. I never give her a thorough beating... so she's long overdue for one.
Damn, forgot I'd already posted here.
Damn, forgot I'd already posted here.
nope but one of these it might happen.
