Have you ever been in prison cell???
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Philbert
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This is a silly thread...the question "Have you ever been in prison cell???" has been answered by "yeah, I went to kiddie camp for X days". City and county jails are just storage space, not prison.
Prison is years of time, not weekends. Any joker can find themselves in for a few days, but prison is dead serious for the mostly hardcore who gotta live there for a long time.
Not that I have a past of prison time, but weekends in lockup aren't prison.
I've been put in said kiddie camp several times over the years...rarely ever for anything I did. Mostly my offense was having long hair in the 70s and 80s, and being too counterculture in the wrong places.
Not a life of crime, but I seen the inside of a few cells.
I did spend 5 months in Poggeriale Napoli for the serious offense of possession of every drug they could spell, none of which I actually had.
Got released after the "short" time 'cause the lab found nothing illegal in the crap they turned in for analysis; took a few weeks for an attorney to get me out...Italy, not exactly a cutting edge legal system.
They kept my remaining money for "expenses"; apologized for the error; and gave me three days to leave Italy.
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Prison is years of time, not weekends. Any joker can find themselves in for a few days, but prison is dead serious for the mostly hardcore who gotta live there for a long time.
Not that I have a past of prison time, but weekends in lockup aren't prison.
I've been put in said kiddie camp several times over the years...rarely ever for anything I did. Mostly my offense was having long hair in the 70s and 80s, and being too counterculture in the wrong places.
Not a life of crime, but I seen the inside of a few cells.
I did spend 5 months in Poggeriale Napoli for the serious offense of possession of every drug they could spell, none of which I actually had.
Got released after the "short" time 'cause the lab found nothing illegal in the crap they turned in for analysis; took a few weeks for an attorney to get me out...Italy, not exactly a cutting edge legal system.
They kept my remaining money for "expenses"; apologized for the error; and gave me three days to leave Italy.
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broderic_randal
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I am on medication right now for a few medical conditions. I have to take the meds every night. If I dont take the meds, bad things happen. like i cant control my anger and i cut and other bad things happen
well...
this one time, i got really drunk by myself, and i didnt take my meds before i went to bed. the next day i threatened to take all my meds in one dose. This scared the shit out of my friends and the called the cops
next thing you know, i was in a yelling match with this police man and i threatened to stab him with a knife, so he brought out his taser and was going to taser me. I gave up then.
i got handcuffed and was hauled off in the back of a paddy waggon to jail and spent one night there before i was transfered to the mental hospital
that night in jail was one of the scariest 34 hours of my life
well...
this one time, i got really drunk by myself, and i didnt take my meds before i went to bed. the next day i threatened to take all my meds in one dose. This scared the shit out of my friends and the called the cops
next thing you know, i was in a yelling match with this police man and i threatened to stab him with a knife, so he brought out his taser and was going to taser me. I gave up then.
i got handcuffed and was hauled off in the back of a paddy waggon to jail and spent one night there before i was transfered to the mental hospital
that night in jail was one of the scariest 34 hours of my life
Kind of. Well, jail, not prison. I have a friend who's a corrections ociffer. One time when I went to visit him he gave me a tour of his work. He put me in a holding cell for unruly inmates to give me a feel for what it was like. I was only there for a minute or so, but I could tell that it would truly suck to be there for any longer.
What, no "plot to overthrow the government" to go with that? I'm disappointed, bodie.
What, no "plot to overthrow the government" to go with that? I'm disappointed, bodie.
Wainkerr99
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Yup, both. Jail for about 2 weeks, with bread, a bit of soup and some tea. Slept on mats with 6 others in a stinking cell right next to the pisspot.
In prison, in a cell made for 41, with about 50 inmates. No bed, no sheet, squeezed inbetween two guys, one of them stone cold killer, for about 3 weeks. The killer had murdered some poor person just down the road from me. I almost died from exposure. (Not just killer boy who wanted to show me his cock). Yuk.
My bail was 30 000. The prosecutor tried every trick to delay the hearing until the judge lost her temper.
Perhaps I should mention the air was usually thick with smoke - tobacco rolled in newspaper, and marijuana. Once it was so thick I had to stand next to a window just to breathe. You learn a lot in prison - how to make friends, how to treat others.
"When days are dark, friends are few."
In prison, in a cell made for 41, with about 50 inmates. No bed, no sheet, squeezed inbetween two guys, one of them stone cold killer, for about 3 weeks. The killer had murdered some poor person just down the road from me. I almost died from exposure. (Not just killer boy who wanted to show me his cock). Yuk.
My bail was 30 000. The prosecutor tried every trick to delay the hearing until the judge lost her temper.
Perhaps I should mention the air was usually thick with smoke - tobacco rolled in newspaper, and marijuana. Once it was so thick I had to stand next to a window just to breathe. You learn a lot in prison - how to make friends, how to treat others.
"When days are dark, friends are few."
thanksimout
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1989... 3 days for DUI, 16 guys in one cell, played cards for cigarettes very boring but free. The other option was a 3 day hotel stay and " Alcohol Education " for 750.00 bucks, fuck it, I took the 3 days of free jail and honestly the food was pretty good but it was fucking boring.
Not lately.:wave2:
GabberMan
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I've only done police cells. Three or four times: drunk & disorderly/damage to property, drunk & actual bodily harm, drink & drive, drugs.
There was piss all over the floor in one of them. In another I had to share with another guy who was fucking wrecked on drugs with blood coming out of his head. We didn't have prison sex but he was actually really nice.
There was piss all over the floor in one of them. In another I had to share with another guy who was fucking wrecked on drugs with blood coming out of his head. We didn't have prison sex but he was actually really nice.
