Have You Ever Been Fired From A Job?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I've been fired more times than I can count. For various reasons most often involving ********, *****, or stealing. I got fired for being late at this one job but that was not the real reason. My manager hated me because I would emasculate him with little fella jokes in front of the gym staff. I've also quit a couple times when I heard through the grapevine that I was about to be fired. My most bizarre firing was because I intentionally chased business out of the store and I also enjoyed putting the Oriental Spike on my assistant manager until he turned from brown to blue.