Have u ever tried to suck your own penis???

[Mr Glam]

"Have u tried to suck your own penis???"

What kind of loser "tries" to "suck" his own penis?












I can deep-throat mine.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

whats with the "I wish I tried" option?

i mean, take 2 seconds and try it. dont sit around wishing about it.

That option is obviously for the guys who lost their penis in an unfortunate accident... Duh

 

[robot_r0ck]

"Have u tried to suck your own penis???"

What kind of loser "tries" to "suck" his own penis?












I can deep-throat mine.

:rofl:

 

[gunslingingbird]

My problem is the gut. If I got rid of the gut I would definitely be able to orally service myself. Unfortunately, my love of beer supersedes my love of fellatio. Well, not really, but I can get someone else to blow me, but I can't have someone else drink beer for me. :beer:

 

[squallumz]

My problem is the gut. If I got rid of the gut I would definitely be able to orally service myself. Unfortunately, my love of beer supersedes my love of fellatio. Well, not really, but I can get someone else to blow me, but I can't have someone else drink beer for me. :beer:

point both valid and accurate.

 

[marc56]

And is the snake's poison the only stuff that came out of there??? hahahahahahaha!!!

 

[marc56]

I did, once, but it had been bitten by a poisonous snake, and I had to get the poison out.

You know how people get super-human strength during times of strife and difficulty? People also get super-human flexibility in a time of needing to suck the poison out of your junk so you don't have to have it chopped off to save your life.

And is the snake's poison the only stuff that came out of there? :1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

And is the snake's poison the only stuff that came out of there? :1orglaugh

Yes. It was a thick, whitish secretion that seemed to want to shoot down my throat.

I spat it out, however. Only an idiot would swallow that.

 

[Tittyman5000]

No, I never have & never will, Thats just Nasty! Even if I could I wouldn't, thats like sticking your finger up your butt and licking it, just because you can do it doesn't mean your actually going to.... ukey:

 

[vodkazvictim]

:shy:

 

[Kingfisher]

Sorry, don't have any desire to do it.

 

[xxxkidpunkxxx]

why should i do this ???????????????????????????????? my cock is made for women not for me

 

[RichardNailder]

why should i do this ???????????????????????????????? my cock is made for women not for me

So - have you ever tried to touch your own penis?

 

[xanaXXX]

No, I never have & never will, Thats just Nasty! Even if I could I wouldn't, thats like sticking your finger up your butt and licking it, just because you can do it doesn't mean your actually going to.... ukey:

You just compared an asshole to a penis. :nanner:

:shy:

Why u shy bb?

 

[Harley Spencer]

whoa. it actually worked.

i gotta start trying my hand at that.

Ha! Hey, I'm game. It's not a request I can not fulfill

Your wish is my command:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Ha! Hey, I'm game. It's not a request I can not fulfill

Your wish is my command:

You look like you're having a hard time reaching. Would you like a hand?




Hell, if it worked last time, it might work again this time. :1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

For the curious:

http://thejamminjabber.com/2008/02/13/how-to-suck-your-own-dick/

 

[gunslingingbird]

For the curious:

http://thejamminjabber.com/2008/02/13/how-to-suck-your-own-dick/

How's that working out for ya?

 

[Pattheprovo]

Seriously. Why?

 

[lurkingdirk]

How's that working out for ya?

Hey, I didn't write it. I was merely delivering pertinent information.