Has your girlfriend ever woken you up by sucking your dick?

[Mr_Stiffy]

I have never had my dick sucked while I was still asleep and therefore couldn't consent to such activity. :shock:

The closest I came is one [NOBABE]summer night[/NOBABE] in the middle of the night - I knew it was because it was pitch black and in the summers it used to get light incredibly early - my mrs woke me up placing lots of kisses very quickly down my face and neck. I woke confused and mumbled "stop that, you'll give me ideas." Then she licked my ear, and I realized she wanted to give me ideas, and we had a frenetic quickie. Apparently there had been an unseasonable storm that night, she had been awake and for some reason she couldn't explain, the thunder and lightening made her horny. She was a strange bird.

 

[humperbink]

That's alright Philbert- at least you can take pleasure in having your miniature chihuahua lick your greasy tiny testicles as you drive down the highway, with your Oprah blow up doll sitting in the passenger's seat and pretending she's witnessing the entire disgusting event between you and man's best friend.

 

[luis1972]

More than once...

 

[Philbert]

That's alright Philbert- at least I can take pleasure in having my miniature chihuahua lick my greasy tiny testicles as I drive down the highway, with my Oprah blow up doll sitting in the passenger's seat and pretending she's witnessing the entire disgusting event between me and my only friend.

Wow, you're not too good at anything, are ya?
Whata freak...!:rofl:

My sympathies to the Chihuahua...

 

[Philbert]

More than once...

El Hombre...:yesyes:

 

[Member2019]

Oh yeah.

The difference between a girlfriend and a wife for decades is that the former loves to do it and doesn't care what you say. The latter recognizes that your prostate and bladder has reduced limits as you age, and recognizes You Might need to go to the bathroom shortly after she wakes you up with oral.

Sorry, couldn't resist, but sometimes life is too funny not to make fun of reality.

 

[humperbink]

Changing "you" to "I" to make it look like I'm talking about myself. Not clever Philbert. Next time I need to wipe my ass more than 3 times, I'll think of you.

 

[HehehehehehehehehehahaHyena]

My partner woke up to find me in a tremendous sulk and couldn't figure out why. If he read this he'd understand...

 

[bobosdaman]

Only for my birthday

 

[cestmoi2010]

Oh yeah.

The difference between a girlfriend and a wife for decades is that the former loves to do it and doesn't care what you say. The latter recognizes that your prostate and bladder has reduced limits as you age, and recognizes You Might need to go to the bathroom shortly after she wakes you up with oral.

Sorry, couldn't resist, but sometimes life is too funny not to make fun of reality.

The difference is the G/F did it while you were dating and before you put a ring on her finger...........The Wife is the same woman who now no longer does what got you to propose to her in the 1st place

 

[SecondCitySaint]

Once and that was the best morning ever

 

[Jack Davenport]

No but I have had one or two to wake me up by sucking my bank account dry.