No, but my dad did
I don't care what everyone else said that night. I thought that was the best sleepover ever!
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Has your girlfriend ever woken you up by sucking your dick?
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I don't care what everyone else said that night. I thought that was the best sleepover ever!
:o
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
No, but my wife has.
Yes
And you wonder why people trash people from NJ...
Yes, an ex g/f used to like to do that til I let out an an early morning stinkbomb that made her gag and that was the end of that!
And you wonder why people trash people from NJ... 
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
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No but been woken up to sex, I guess I had morning wood :dunno:
yes quite frequently actually, usually when she's horny and i'm asleep as it almost always leads into sex...:dunno:
Could make this a more useful thread - any one have tips on how to convince the gf to mouth tool the morning wood?
Getting her to think it was her idea has been unsuccessful...
Getting her to think it was her idea has been unsuccessful...
Yes. I had one girlfriend who would see my morning wood swelling up my boxers as I slept and she'd always get turned on. She'd make a game of it trying not to wake me until she was already doing it. The best part of waking up is not always Folgers in your cup.
She'd also surprise me with impromptu blowjobs while I'd be driving down the highway or something or having a smoke on the back porch. <sigh> Good times.
She'd also surprise me with impromptu blowjobs while I'd be driving down the highway or something or having a smoke on the back porch. <sigh> Good times.
lynkoslynx.1
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If she won't go for it might I suggest you try wake her up with a Sleep Creep surprise. Just kidding, who does that anyways in real life... no, answer to the thread question, *sigh* no luck thus far in life.
I have a feeling a girl blowing me while driving down the highway would result in a severe concussion when her head hits the window
Yes best part is that she swallows when I cum.
Philbert
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I have a feeling a girl blowing me while driving down the highway would result in a severe concussion when her head hits the window
It's not like you'll ever have to actually worry about it, right? It's so hypothetical...
The closest you've ever come to sex with a real female human (other than your blowup doll) is rubbing against women in crowds...
so creepy.
Philbert
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I might get killed for saying this - but as much as this sounds great.....in realty - for me it is not. I need to wake the cobwebs out of my head and I usually need to Pee really bad when I wake up so giving me a BJ might not be so great here
I do love waking up someone by diving between her legs and waking her up that way and this is usually well received
I have been woken up by having her sitting on my face and that was sensational. She rubbed her Juice Box over my mouth and nose and it woke me up and when it did she said "Good Morning" and it was just that. Once up she then clamped down on my face and I ate her but good and then went into the shower where after about 5 pumps I came as hard as I ever have
I do love waking up someone by diving between her legs and waking her up that way and this is usually well received
I have been woken up by having her sitting on my face and that was sensational. She rubbed her Juice Box over my mouth and nose and it woke me up and when it did she said "Good Morning" and it was just that. Once up she then clamped down on my face and I ate her but good and then went into the shower where after about 5 pumps I came as hard as I ever have
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