Has the Computer Caused You to Begin Masturbating Left Handed?

[HungDong]

I was jerking right handed the other day and it felt odd. I realized how long it had been since I had used that hand. I have fully adapted to watching porn on the computer and maturbating at the same time.

 

[Torre82]

I can use both exceedingly well at other things as well, and I didnt switch hands as a .. 'result' of wanting my other hand free to mouse around.. it just sort of happened. My cock tells me the left hand has a better.. *rhythm* to it, as where the right hand's grip and pressure are better.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I wish to nominate this for thread of the week! :thumbsup:

 

[broderic_randal]

i have always used my right hand to masturbate, and i will always use it

 

[BlueBalls]

No.

 

[brookesboy]

Nope, right handed, i just cross over with the left to navigate the porn.:thumbsup:

 

[joeblow54]

Great Poll Funny Shit that I never thought of before!

 

[MidDayBowl]

I had to choose left hand as always but the true story is this. When I was 14 I broke my right wris and had to learn how to masturbate with my left. I have been using my left since. It has come to my attention that it is mighty convenient for computer wanking!

This is a genius poll for a thread!

 

[tanktopsrule]

Somehow i just can masturbate at all with my left hand although when browsing through galleries or whatever my left hand does get used to play arround with myself untill i do come to masturabte when my right hand comes of the mouse to do so..

 

[warman2442]

Yup haha i find it actually feels better with left to be honest

 

[BongRipper]

It's interesting. If I use lube, which I usually do, I use my left hand but if I do it dry I still have to use my right. Dont know why but that just the way it is.

 

[Torre82]

It's interesting. If I use lube, which I usually do, I use my left hand but if I do it dry I still have to use my right. Dont know why but that just the way it is.

It's probably cuz you smoke two joints in the morning. You smoke two joints at night. You smoke two joints before you smoke two joints, and then you smoke two more.

311, plz.

 

[HungDong]

It's probably cuz you smoke two joints in the morning. You smoke two joints at night. You smoke two joints before you smoke two joints, and then you smoke two more.

311, plz.

311? That's Sublime, certainly don't get that confused. And you left out that he "smokes two joints in the afternoon." It makes him feel alright

 

[SlipperyJones]

HAHA, this is really funy. I am right handed and never ever stroke right. always busy with the mouse

 

[StormRuller]

I'm right... but sometimes I have to use the left one!!

 

[rwill25]

I can use both exceedingly well at other things as well, and I didnt switch hands as a .. 'result' of wanting my other hand free to mouse around.. it just sort of happened. My cock tells me the left hand has a better.. *rhythm* to it, as where the right hand's grip and pressure are better.

Damn, I wish my cock told me things!

 

[solidus32]

lol great post. but i mostly use a laptop, so i've adapted my left hand for scrolling and clicking. i applaud you guys who actually are right but can use left. that's talent my friend.

 

[Embryoyo]

I voted for left all the time, although I'm right handed. I'm just better at some things with my left hand. I've been masturbating left handed since before I had a computer or a television to use a controller on. Oh, when I finger chicks, it's always been and always will be left handed too. I guess the left is just my sexual side.

 

[Legzman]

:1orglaugh yep!

 

[titsrock]

Natural southpaw. Yep...Porning and wanking just cums natural to some of us I suppose...