Has anyone ever broken their cock??

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
No, it wont be end of the world if I can get it fixed, and it recovers fully.
Wow imagine how great the first wank in weeks will feel like. :D

Otherwise, yeah, I'll put myself down. It'll be euthanasia, out of compassion.
 
OK wait my above post is wrong dont read it and strike it from the record.


I was thinking of animals not humans



MMMMMMMmmmmm, lovely animals :rubbel:
 
Don't men that break their dicks become eunuch's? :dunno:

That is not good. . . :eek:
 

Spleen

Banned?
i seriously hope the thread starter was joking...
 
no but once i jerked it all the way off
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
John Bobbit...but he had a little help.

(To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

Here's a little story about a man named John
A poor ex-Marine with a little member gone
It seems one night after getting with the wife
She lopped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife.
Penis that is. Love muscle. Wee Wee
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
Broken maybe as in a figure of speech? Whenever your dick gets hurt...it's pretty much broken....Case in point> Penis in zipper :eek: Now my dick is broken :helpme:

Cute.
 
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