Victoria Bitter is the foulest thing I ever put in my mouth, and that's saying something. :tongue:
Has anybody been to Australia ?
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Victoria Bitter is the foulest thing I ever put in my mouth, and that's saying something. :tongue:
I thought in January when you started this thread, you said you were going next month (February). Was it postponed or something coz it's now July and NOW it's winter
!!!26 and 21, skateboards, brothels. My advice? Come back in 10 - 15 years when You Might appreciate Australia for what it has to offer. That gives you some time to research it on the Net for yourself, thereby discovering that seasons are reversed in the southern hemisphere, half of the country is tropical (wet and dry seasons instead of summer and winter), Sydney is constantly voted the top tourist destination in the world, we're not a 3rd world country, skateboards are not kontraband ......
Nah, forget it entirely! You sound like the typical Septic tourist who comes here expecting to be walking upside down:updown:, see kangaroos on the main streets of Melbourne and Sydney, won't eat anything other than hamburgers and fries and complains endlessly that there aren't 300 bloody TV channels in your hotel room!:ban:
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I thought in January when you started this thread, you said you were going next month (February). Was it postponed or something coz it's now July and NOW it's winter
26 and 21, skateboards, brothels. My advice? Come back in 10 - 15 years when You Might appreciate Australia for what it has to offer. That gives you some time to research it on the Net for yourself, thereby discovering that seasons are reversed in the southern hemisphere, half of the country is tropical (wet and dry seasons instead of summer and winter), Sydney is constantly voted the top tourist destination in the world, we're not a 3rd world country, skateboards are not kontraband ......
Nah, forget it entirely! You sound like the typical Septic tourist who comes here expecting to be walking upside down:updown:, see kangaroos on the main streets of Melbourne and Sydney, won't eat anything other than hamburgers and fries and complains endlessly that there aren't 300 bloody TV channels in your hotel room!:ban:
Avoid QUEENSLANDERS too....bit different
that's right, go the CROWS!!!!
do not go to a Port Power game......they are evil!!!!!
Big win over the FAILMANTLE SHOCKERS last weekend too.:thumbsup:
Just be careful to avoid the DROP BEARS !!!!! :eek:
I'm in the UK, and I've been 'down under' loads of times, but never been to Australia
Ah too tru...
Only hanging onto a Dying game with the NRL.... AFL is the fastest growing sport in the Country!
And superior beer in QLD??? Im sorry but XXXX and XXXX mid do not classify as beers in anyones minds....
On a side note stacks of great micro-breweries in Sydney (not as many as melbourne, but we make do) If you come across James Squires, drink it! gonna be a little different to most beers in America id imagine...
As for brothels,
Sydney is full of them!
Place in Sydney called Redfern, basically the largest brothel in Sydney...
but for brothels where you can get your dick wet, just get onto Parramatta Rd and let your dick do the walking....
Have fun!
where ya heading mate?
Do NOT go to REDFERN !!!!!!!!!!
When u get here mate , pick up the yellow pages :thumbsup:
HAHAHA
i think the Aussie sense of humour is usually lost with the rest of the globe.... sarcasm at its greatest...:nanner:
