Has a woman ever said anything to you during sex which immediately made you go soft?

Re: Has a woman ever said anything to you during sex which immediately made you go so

how about this:

*gag...gag....BARF*

i think that would do it for me.
 
Re: Has a woman ever said anything to you during sex which immediately made you go so

I once dated a woman that was a bar tender. We all know bar tenders have heard all the lines and usually have a great come-back answer...This particular night we're going full blast and all of a sudden just before I am ready to explode she screams "That's it Baby we're gonna cum together, Squirt ME FULL of it, Squirt ME FULL of it" !!! I thought I'd go soft but I did get-off but I have NEVER laughed so hard in bed before.:rofl2:
 
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I don't think there is anything that could make me go soft just shy of a nuclear bomb going off, however there was this one time when I met a woman at a bar downtown and we go back to her place after more than a couple drinks. We get there and start to go at it and it was great blah blah blah. We are getting ready to go again about an hour or so later and she is sucking my cock when I hear someone stirring upstairs. I asked her if someone else was in the house because she failed to mention that. She said it was her old man, I wanting the best out of the situation immidiatly think father, however when he came down the stairs he didn't look like her dad. He didn't say anything to me except "Get Out!!" So I took off and asked no questions.
 
Re: Has a woman ever said anything to you during sex which immediately made you go so

I have AIDS :D enjoy your last fuck....fucker :thefinger
 
Re: Has a woman ever said anything to you during sex which immediately made you go so

i wonder whats on the shopping channel
 

Facetious

Moderated
Re: Has a woman ever said anything to you during sex which immediately made you go so

Her :Have you ever heard of the crustaceans ?

Me : Is that a band, or . . :confused:

Her : Crabs, ya know ?
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Re: Has a woman ever said anything to you during sex which immediately made you go so

a really long time ago, i was having sex with my gf and a song came on the radio that killed it quick. it was that stupid "sex and candy" song and i hated it so much. she always made fun of me like singing it to me and shit. so yeah, i was like, -_-
 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
Re: Has a woman ever said anything to you during sex which immediately made you go so

Her "I bought a new pair of Prada shoes today :eek: floppy :(
 
Re: Has a woman ever said anything to you during sex which immediately made you go so

"Make love to me"... from a girl I had no feelings for beyond a minor physical attraction.
 

georges

Moderator
Staff member
Re: Has a woman ever said anything to you during sex which immediately made you go so

"not so hard" and "stop pulling my hair"
 
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