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And now, PUNISHMENT:
After much scrutiny, I've devised the perfect punishment for both those responsible for the leak, and the bloodsucking leaches that condone this activity by downloading it and spreading it...
I CALL THIS MEANS OF PUNISHMENT...
THE BUNGIE "CHOP AND DROP" SENTENCE...
THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LEAK AND SPREAD OF HALO 2 ARE TO BE TREATED AS THIEVES. FOR THEIR ACT OF TREASON, THEY SHALL HAVE THEIR HANDS CHOPPED OFF IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE, TO THE JEERS OF TENS OF THOUSANDS OF FAITHFUL HALO 2 FANS. THIS ACT SHALL BE CARRIED OUT BY THE MASTER CHIEF HIMSELF - ARMED WITH A PLASMA ***** - AND AIDED BY NUMEROUS GRUNTS AND JACKALS. AS THE HANDS FALL LIFELESSLY INTO THE HELMET OF A FALLEN MARINE, THE FINAL SENTENCE OF DEATH BY DROP IS TO BE UTTERED BY THE COVENANT'S PROPHETS, ONE ON EACH END OF THE STAGE, SOLEMLY PRONOUNCING THE GRIM SENTENCE UPON THE PERPETRATORS.
HAVING TRANSPORTED THE PERPETRATORS TO A REMOTE LOCATION IN THE MOUNTAINOUS REGIONS OF TERRORIST-RIDDEN AFGHANASTAN, THE CONVICTED WILL BE SUITED WITH EXTRA LARGE PARACHUTTES MADE OUT OF THE AMERICAN FLAG, GLORIFYING THE PRIDE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN TERRORIST SKIES. THEY WILL THEN BE PUSHED OUT, TO FLOAT AIMLESSLY ABOVE THE HOMES AND LAIRS OF MANY A WICKED TERRORIST, WITH THE PARACHUTTES DEFIANTLY COLORING THE SKIES WITH PRETENTIOUS AMERICAN PATRIOTISM...
AND AS THEY ARE PUSHED, A SQUAD OF GRUNTS WILL SHOUT THIER REQUIEM IN UNISON...
HASTA-LAMMA-LAKAH, MOTHERF*UCKER!!!
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And now, PUNISHMENT:
After much scrutiny, I've devised the perfect punishment for both those responsible for the leak, and the bloodsucking leaches that condone this activity by downloading it and spreading it...
I CALL THIS MEANS OF PUNISHMENT...
THE BUNGIE "CHOP AND DROP" SENTENCE...
THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LEAK AND SPREAD OF HALO 2 ARE TO BE TREATED AS THIEVES. FOR THEIR ACT OF TREASON, THEY SHALL HAVE THEIR HANDS CHOPPED OFF IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE, TO THE JEERS OF TENS OF THOUSANDS OF FAITHFUL HALO 2 FANS. THIS ACT SHALL BE CARRIED OUT BY THE MASTER CHIEF HIMSELF - ARMED WITH A PLASMA ***** - AND AIDED BY NUMEROUS GRUNTS AND JACKALS. AS THE HANDS FALL LIFELESSLY INTO THE HELMET OF A FALLEN MARINE, THE FINAL SENTENCE OF DEATH BY DROP IS TO BE UTTERED BY THE COVENANT'S PROPHETS, ONE ON EACH END OF THE STAGE, SOLEMLY PRONOUNCING THE GRIM SENTENCE UPON THE PERPETRATORS.
HAVING TRANSPORTED THE PERPETRATORS TO A REMOTE LOCATION IN THE MOUNTAINOUS REGIONS OF TERRORIST-RIDDEN AFGHANASTAN, THE CONVICTED WILL BE SUITED WITH EXTRA LARGE PARACHUTTES MADE OUT OF THE AMERICAN FLAG, GLORIFYING THE PRIDE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN TERRORIST SKIES. THEY WILL THEN BE PUSHED OUT, TO FLOAT AIMLESSLY ABOVE THE HOMES AND LAIRS OF MANY A WICKED TERRORIST, WITH THE PARACHUTTES DEFIANTLY COLORING THE SKIES WITH PRETENTIOUS AMERICAN PATRIOTISM...
AND AS THEY ARE PUSHED, A SQUAD OF GRUNTS WILL SHOUT THIER REQUIEM IN UNISON...
HASTA-LAMMA-LAKAH, MOTHERF*UCKER!!!