Haley Paige / Haley Hunter

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Re: Haley Paige

Ugh. I just can't watch her anymore. It's kind of similar to how I can't watch Linda Lovelace or Lea de Mae anymore -- I loved them when they were alive, but they just don't turn me on anymore now that they're dead. Not only that, they actually KILL my boner for hours.

I remember going to bed with my girlfriend and seeing one of our porn DVDs with Haley Paige on the cover, and completely losing my boner and my desire to have sex. I know death is natural and it shouldn't really bother me to watch dead porn stars, since I have no problem watching dead film stars or listening to dead musicians, but I guess that's the thing about sex -- death kind of ruins it.

It's not that Haley wasn't hot or anything -- she was actually one of my all-time favorites. But now that she's dead, she just doesn't turn me on anymore.

RIP Haley, and hopefully the piece of shit that killed you is rotting away in hell, or experiencing whatever happens to murderers after they die. (Don't tell me it was a heroin overdose, there were no track marks on her corpse.)
 
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