Haiku Battle Thread

[aesopRock]

Rules: Three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 syllables.

A new haiku thread
Bring your wits to this battle
I want a challenge

All posts in haiku, please.

 

[sean miguel]

I don't get haiku
What's with all the syllables
Refrigerator

 

[DP_LOVER]

I dont like this game
I can't do haikus very well
I will sit this out

 

[aesopRock]

Get with it, fox-boy.
Refrigerate? Too spoiled.
Do you have two tails?

 

[sean miguel]

I like big butts and
I cannot lie, you other
Brothers can't deny

 

[aesopRock]

Who knew Mix-a-lot
wrote haikus about large asses?
I cannot deny.

 

[DP_LOVER]

one, two, three to the
four, snoop doggy dogg and Dr
Dre is at the door

 

[LucyOHara]

My labia sticks
To the sheets in the morning.
Late night hitachi.

 

[aesopRock]

Attention fellows
She had me at labia
Lucy gives me some chub

 

[STDiva]

moar liek aesop cock
can't compare to robot_r0ck
I won't return here

 

[aesopRock]

STDiva, HA!
Bread will be sliced and toasted
Not jam on your face

 

[JaanaRuutu]

A stand of cedars,
a spaceship is taking off
and I am tired

I didn't write this. Bonus points if you know where it's from.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

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[JaanaRuutu]

GAMERA!!!!! OMG OMG day made.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

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[JaanaRuutu]

more Gamera!
also, I miss Wegmans. Your location just made me a sad.

 

[os12tr]

Like a white puppy
She beat it and said to me
Cum Chimichanga

This has been on my fridge along with other sex poetry magnets.

 

[sean miguel]

Like a white puppy
She beat it and said to me
Cum Chimichanga

ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

 

[aesopRock]

Dog people annoy
I prefer pussy to stalk
food innuendo.

 

[squallumz]

location is sad.
she misses talcum powder.
a strange thing to miss.