H.R. 1256: No More "Light," "Low," or "Mild" Cigarettes

There's a bar in my area that allows indoor smoking. Needless to say, it's my favorite bar.
 
South Park brilliantly illustrates what I'm talking about:
 

Vlad The Impaler

Power Slave
I'm smoking a cigarette right now and I have no clue what yield it is nor do I give a shit.

Control.

The government can't fucking stand it if they got no say in something. The Founding Fathers are spinning in their graves.
 
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