guess what

[embryodb]

you aren't real. discuss.

 

[Ace Bandage]

If I'm not real, how am I banging your mother? Figure that one out, and I'll show you a green dog.

Nobody gets existential on me, bitch! :thefinger

 

[biomech]

Guess What? I have a gift for you

 

[Jack Davenport]

...chicken snot?

Hang it on a nail and watch it rot?

 

[turtle825]

Wanna know who's real? This guy:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Take it and eat it!!!

 

[DJCowboy]

I am more real than you will ever be. In fact you're just a part of my mental creation

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I am more real than you will ever be. In fact you're just a part of my mental creation

You part of my masturbatory fantasies...

 

[darkwarrior3007]

you aren't real. discuss.

No, no, no! That's not it, this is:

"Guess what?"
"What?"
"Chicken Butt!"

 

[domshooter]

i am god.

so, depending on your view, maybe so.

 

[titsrock]

I'm real. The damage currently ~happening around~ me from the chili I ate tonight attests to that....

 

[sporty_carr]

Copyright infringement! :nono:

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=386519

I already realized this before you even existed, you silly figment!
Just for that, I will you into a towel!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Eat it towel!! EAT IT!!!!!!

 

[STDiva]

But you're not, coming home again.

 

[PirateKing]

Each person could argue that everything else doesn't exist. You can drive yourself crazy trying to question reality, it's best to just keep it simple minded. Even if it is all an illusion, what will make you snap out of the illusion. Just enjoy it.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I'm sorry but i'm gonna have to call bullshit on this one! B.S. flag is coming in 5...4...3...2...1...

 

[Gordar]

I think, therefore I am!

 

[sporty_carr]

I think, therefore I am!

Don't you mean you think, therefore you think you are?

I really don't think that I think that you think you are, though.

 

[Gordar]

Nice discussion to have with Descartes. Too bad he's been dead for quite a few years.

 

[embryodb]

I think, therefore I am!

i think, therefore to be or not to be. hey ry go kill yourself before i get to you.

 

[Mayhem]

:sing:I am stardust, I am golden,
And I've got to get myself back to the garden:sing: