I actually had sex on that bus, so that's pretty exciting. It was with a troupe of midget gymnasts. Can you imagine my delight walking into that situation?
But once, I had sex with a Monopoly board. It was a magical weekend in a New England Bed and Breakfast. Let me tell you, I passed go many times. I also went to jail, baby. And you collected at least a couple hundred quite a few times.
So, for me, this is a toss up. I'm going to have to vote for the scrabble board. You'll have to wait for why. It involves letters. Lots of letters.