Greetings! FreeOnes I am Barcode Man! <3

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Why hasn't this been moved in the first place? Seems like the mods are slacking.
 
Barcode Man ~ Don Macabre

Greetings, Don.

I am not macabre at all. I sleep with the lights on as I scare easily but I have a nice physique so I am not afraid of people seeing me when I am nude.. It says on your marquee that you are a celebrity of sorts. Thank you for coming to my introductory thread. I never thought it would attract a real life porn star and a pretty one at that. Your red hair makes my putter flutter. Are all porn stars here as nice as you?
 
You're macabre as fuck, but go with it. It suits you.

And by suits you, I mean it makes you look like a mentally deficient albino midget.

Happy Christmas!
 
ha ha ha. I am laughing at you. I have a red meter under my name. You know what that means bub? that means I am a red hot poster. I have noticed that red hot posting skills are at a premium around here. Perpare for more hotness in the future.
 

LucyOHara

Official Checked Star Member
I am not macabre at all.

Don't piss on my anagram parade.


It says on your marquee that you are a celebrity of sorts. Thank you for coming to my introductory thread. I never thought it would attract a real life porn star and a pretty one at that. Your red hair makes my putter flutter. Are all porn stars here as nice as you?

Drop the "Star". I'm just a "Porn"... and that's ok by me.
 

LucyOHara

Official Checked Star Member
Actually, I'm just a bill, and I'm only a bill....

Just my ass..
justabillmyass.jpg



Rad spa granny dopes ammonia.

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