Great One-Liners In Porn Movies

[Aces&Jacks]

I just watched a video, She is Half My Age 3, with Jennifer Dark being fucked in the ass by Steve Holmes and his huge dick. During a transition from sucking his dick to him about to fuck her in the ass, she looked back at him and said "Open me wide, like a window to the future".:bowdown:

Whether it was the fact that she was enthused, even cocky, about taking his huge tool in her ass, or just the fact that she seemed so serious that the line didn't sound corny, made it a line that I will never forget and one that caused me to open this thread.

What great one-liners have you heard in a porn movie that either made you laugh or made just go "damnnnnn!"?

BTW, the first time I heard the phrase "opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one" was in the Mid 80's in the movie WPINK TV by none other than Ron Jeremy.

 

[Eric Lindros]

Great thread, first I tohought:"great oneliners in pornmovies" Yeah wright. It just the same comparison as if you told someone that you bought a Playboy magazine for the great articles.

But you're oneliner is great. It makes you lough during wanking, I guess?

 

[Smittmaestro]

I saw a vid and it was foursome. 3 girls and a guy, the ladies were taking turns riding. sucking etc.

Well it ends with him standing the women on their knees inj front of him as he sprays them with his man nectar.

One of the girls says and I quote, "Happy birthday Tommy!" Then she giggles.

I'm sure there was context where the scene started out as his birthday but I never saw or heard such an exchange here.

But the way she said it had a nice sound to it.

-cs™

 

[maildude]

I still like the line Harry Reams says in Too Naughty To Say No right before he shoots his load at Angel's mouth. He says: "Here's something you can take to Heaven with 'ya, baby!"

 

[Aces&Jacks]

Harry Reems was the man. He had a couple of goodones in Deep Throat which i can't recall at the moment.

There were many from those early 80's movies. Probably because they were more plot oriented. I might have to crack open the vhs box....if I can find a vcr that works.

 

[BlueBalls]

I didnt even know there was dialogue in porn movies

 

[breaststroker]

A: "What's this act called?"
B: "The Aristocrats"

 

[Spleen]

ok, it's two lines but worth a mention:

her: "But Mr, I poop out of there"
him: "Not right now you don't"

 

[D-rock]

I'm still waiting for somebody to do the, "Oh, what a lovely tea party" line at the end of the scene just as a homage to movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. :1orglaugh

 

[DOA82]

A: "What's this act called?"
B: "The Aristocrats"

When was this mentioned in a porno?

 

[Aces&Jacks]

ok, it's two lines but worth a mention:

her: "But Mr, I poop out of there"
him: "Not right now you don't"

Which movie?

 

[Smittmaestro]

I saw a vid and it was foursome. 3 girls and a guy, the ladies were taking turns riding. sucking etc.

Well it ends with him standing the women on their knees inj front of him as he sprays them with his man nectar.

One of the girls says and I quote, "Happy birthday Tommy!" Then she giggles.

I'm sure there was context where the scene started out as his birthday but I never saw or heard such an exchange here.

But the way she said it had a nice sound to it.

Found it!

http://www.porno-vids.com/galleries/vivid/monique-alexander-4-sum/index10.html

Clip # 4.

-cs™

 

[Dootifull]

"Assassinate my ass"
I don't remember what the movie is called. It was about some girl going on some vague quest. She brings along a couple of her friends. Then they ask the first guy they encounter how to get back home (who's also a wizard). He starts telling them all the sex stuff that they're going to have to do. One of those things is the assassin (don't remember her porn actress name). Through the magic ball you see her having sex with her partner, which is when she says that.

 

[lickknob25]

"DROPPING FUCKING LOADS":thumbsup:

 

[Facial_King]

"Cum on my face!" - hilarious one-liner that can be found in 98.3% of all pornos.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Gianna Michaels when the guy asked her who did her breasts and she said, "This guy called God!"

-cs™

 

[Violator79]

"Cum on my face!" - hilarious one-liner that can be found in 98.3% of all pornos.

Don't forget the classic "Fuck me, fuck me hard."

 

[Smittmaestro]

Don't forget, "Here it comes here it comes!"

I'm not talking about my 19th nervous breakdown...

-cs™

 

[Violator79]

Don't forget, "Here it comes here it comes!"

I'm not talking about my 19th nervous breakdown...

-cs™

LOL!! :rofl:

How about "Fuck me in the ass!"

 

[Aces&Jacks]

"DROPPING FUCKING LOADS":thumbsup:

The most annoying one-liner in porn. Probably because Nick Manning says it at the end of every scene he's in.