tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Three guys are sitting in a bar ********, and oddly enough, the
conversation turns to sex. The three guys are discussing which famous
woman each of them would like to ***** with, and the first man begins
by saying, "Well, I'm a breast man myself, I like 'em big and
voluptuous. I'd have to have Dolly Parton!"
They all erupt into a round of back-slapping and ******** in
agreementwith his choice.
The second guy gives his opinion, "Well, I like a good, round,
firmass myself, so I would have to ***** with Heather Locklear!"
Again, a round of toasting and high-fiving ensues.
Finally, the third guy gets his chance, and tells his friends, "Well,
I like my women to be wild, crazy and dangerous, so I'd have to *****
with Virginia Pippellini!"
The other two guys are somewhat surprised, and mention that they were
supposed to be talking about famous women, and Virginia Pippellini
isn't famous.
The third guy replies, "Sure she's famous, there was a big article
about her in today's paper." And he hands them a copy of a newspaper
with the headline:
"Five Men ****** Laying Virginia Pipeline"
conversation turns to sex. The three guys are discussing which famous
woman each of them would like to ***** with, and the first man begins
by saying, "Well, I'm a breast man myself, I like 'em big and
voluptuous. I'd have to have Dolly Parton!"
They all erupt into a round of back-slapping and ******** in
agreementwith his choice.
The second guy gives his opinion, "Well, I like a good, round,
firmass myself, so I would have to ***** with Heather Locklear!"
Again, a round of toasting and high-fiving ensues.
Finally, the third guy gets his chance, and tells his friends, "Well,
I like my women to be wild, crazy and dangerous, so I'd have to *****
with Virginia Pippellini!"
The other two guys are somewhat surprised, and mention that they were
supposed to be talking about famous women, and Virginia Pippellini
isn't famous.
The third guy replies, "Sure she's famous, there was a big article
about her in today's paper." And he hands them a copy of a newspaper
with the headline:
"Five Men ****** Laying Virginia Pipeline"
