Grab A Nice, Cheap Hooker Or Stay At Home, Get High, And Beat Off

Which Do You Prefer?

  • Grab A Nice, Cheap Hooker

    Votes: 23 52.3%
  • Stay At Home, Get High, And Beat Off

    Votes: 21 47.7%

  • Total voters
    44

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
im too scared to get a hooker. its either a cop or diseases.

the propaganda's working!
 
Hookers are great. They let me come over to their house to fuck them and I give them a hundred dollars to keep her mouth shut after I pull my cock out of it.

I definitely prefer getting a hooker over pulling a drunk lady from a bar.
 
mature bareback hookers please ! cheap ? and nasty too ! :clown: :shy:
 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
Well as it's illegal in Scotland i'd rather pull some slapper in a pub.Although
when on my travels and I don't know the lingo,then TT becomes a bad
laddie :D
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
there is always option C drive up to the grave yard in a Dodge Charger, drink a six pack and howl under the full moon.
 
mature bareback hookers please ! cheap ? and nasty too ! :clown: :shy:

I have a couple of those in my rotation. A real woman is always better than a little girl and knows how to properly handle a wiener. I have an older Eurasian lady that I see that tries to siphon as much cum out of my balls as she can get and tries to see how many times she can make me pop in a session. I'm always happily exhausted every time I leave her apartment. Total charge = $100. I do use a condom when I fuck her but she insists on BB when sucking me.
 
Go to a bar, put your moves sweet looking woman and she'll do what the hooker was going to for free. She may even make you breakfast....:yinyang:
 
Go to a bar, put your moves sweet looking woman and she'll do what the hooker was going to for free. She may even make you breakfast....:yinyang:

They might claim rape too. I've dodged too many bullets not realizing that the beautiful but sloppy drunken sex I've had many times has been considered rape under the law. I'm too irresponsible with my cock when I drink. Hookers always welcome me with an open door and open legs. LAPD won't be knocking on my door.

I wouldn't want any women who allows me to use her as a toilet to make me breakfast anyway.
 
I prefer to get high, then kill a hooker.

I AM running short on places to put them, though. So any thoughts on that would be appreciated.
 
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