Got Wood?

[Tachi]

Sheesh! You guys just walnut let it rest! I felt ill at the start of this thread, but now I feel sycamore.

 

[tunsty]

All these jokes are a pine in the ass..
Were just Larching from one bad joke to another, leaving people ash-en faced.
We must find the willow power to stop it...

 

[juballs]

If I were you, I wooden do that.....unless it was forest and relaxation...
Quite frankly I'm Stumped by your comments..


(I'm quite literally falling apart with laughter whilst typing....oh mercy me!!) :1orglaugh

and i am laughing while reading it...

i agree with tunsty in saying this thread is a pine in the arse, but we should let the leaves fall as they may, wouldnt want a nut-case like tachi to embark on a mission to deforest our shubbery near our stumps

 

[tunsty]

Juballs mate...
Put yer wife back on... she makes more sense



:thumbsup:

 

[juballs]

Juballs mate...
Put yer wife back on... she makes more sense



:thumbsup:

hahaha, i agree!

i cant wait to meet mrs.tunsty... imagine that confrontation, we would get killed if they had a conversation over tea... the conversation would last 5 hrs... and would we get torn apart :helpme:

 

[tunsty]

hahaha, i agree!

i cant wait to meet mrs.tunsty... imagine that confrontation, we would get killed if they had a conversation over tea... the conversation would last 5 hrs... and would we get torn apart :helpme:

You can Fig-get that!

 

[hotrod11inches]

Get wood? hahha, but many wood are "soft wood lumber" and not hard wood !!!

How do you get "hard wood" ? Viagra, Cialia, or Levitra as "fertilizers" !!!

(I think this thread is getting more interesting !)

 

[juballs]

Get wood? hahha, but many wood are "soft wood lumber" and not hard wood !!!

How do you get "hard wood" ? Viagra, Cialia, or Levitra as "fertilizers" !!!

(I think this thread is getting more interesting !)

i might go as far as to say this is the greatest thread every created.... but im stumped, and am running out of wood jokes

 

[tunsty]

Yeah ....I'm lost for woods..I mean words

 

[torcher]

not mushroom left for more puns now, its left me barking

 

[tunsty]

Um... Mahogany


(sorry, but I couldn't think of anyway of getting it in otherwise)

 

[stockfisch]

sorry, i can´t find some more woody pics at the moment and my english isn´t so well to do some wooden-word-games like you :dunno:
But i think this thread is a very funny one

 

[tunsty]

sorry, i can´t find some more woody pics at the moment and my english isn´t so well to do some wooden-word-games like you

Don't worry about that, it just fun to come up with the jokes (even bad ones) :bowdown:

 

[hotrod11inches]

I can ! hahha

Tiger "Wood" sure know how to use his stick on his newly wed Swedish blond wife.

Get a Tiger Wood in the deep forest and you get a Blond Swedish girl !

Have anyone see Tiger Wood's newly wed beautiful wife, he is black and she is a hottie Swedish blond !!

 

[hotrod11inches]

More picturs of Ms. Wood (Elin Nordegren Wood, Tiger Wood's hot wife, Jesus, What would Tiger Wood's son looks like

Tiger Wood's dad is black, his Mom is Asian and his wife is a Swedish Blond ---Dragon Wood !!! hahhah

 

[stockfisch]

:nanner: :nanner: the wood from the right tree is especially for back doors!! Why??

 

[stockfisch]

help??? this thread cannot end here. i don´t wanna be the last!!

 

[Anonymous2]

help??? this thread cannot end here. i don´t wanna be the last!!

I woodn't bother.

 

[tunsty]

help??? this thread cannot end here. i don´t wanna be the last!!

Just leaf it... you're better off Logging off.

Go and have a sLumber jack

 

[holdol]

Well then....
Some trees are happy to see you
http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/4688/trunk1uf.jpg

And some tree have an opinion
http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9411/90pissedofftree8op.jpg

Some tree are just plain whores
http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/112/sexytree6om.jpg

If the wife caught me here, I'd be beaten to a pulp!