Good. You Are. Each And Every One Of You.

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Mike looks as creepy as hell. I don't wan to know what he does to those pillows.

...Then again it seems the best infomercial products come from shows where the hosts are either creepy or exuberant to the point one has to question their sanity.

Mike looks a bit like Jeff Foxworthy if he were well-rested with no shoulder or back pain thanks to the MyPillow.com MyPillow pillow.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Opening jars others cannot

Never being caught masturbating

Flicking boogers from my truck onto people's heads sitting in convertibles with the top down

 

[BCT]

I'm good at eating nachos and staying fit.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I am good at pulling 4-5 nose hairs out at a time with a pair of pliers without tearing up.

I am also good at spelling "sex" like "secks".