Good news fellas! Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

[busenbust]

Reload on Teddi Barrett :nanner:

 

[Spleen]

You could inject a small amount of my blood into a cancer patient and they'd also be cured.

 

[nelmes69]

Nice!

 

[HELLRAISER]

Thanks to FreeOnes I don't have testicular cancer

 

[BlueBalls]

But you are making Jesus cry, so there is a downside to all this suasage tenderisation.

:nono:

 

[gotham123]

wooo hooo high five!!!

 

[HELLRAISER]

^ wash your hands with soap and water first and then I'll high 5 you

 

[jasonk282]

wooo hooo high five!!!

Left handed high 5

 

[FlyingWallaby]

This is fantastic!!! ...now I just need to find out that drinking cuts the heart disease risk. :nanner:

 

[tittenman]

I would slow down on your congratulations a little, this is still tentative research and I dont think its scientific enough to warrant any real weight to be attatched behind it. While the results are perhaps on the face encouraging I dont think they have done much in the way of rigorous research to prove or disprove this (perhaps you guys might want to volunteer for their research programme.

 

[busenbust]

^ wash your hands with soap and water first and then I'll high 5 you

:1orglaugh

 

[prof_porn]

If this is true, I am practically immune from cancer.

 

[habo9]

Ya beauty , curries and wanking help against cancer , at least I know Im never getting it!!!

Might go for a sunbed & a cig :rofl:

 

[HELLRAISER]

I would slow down on your congratulations a little, this is still tentative research and I dont think its scientific enough to warrant any real weight to be attatched behind it. While the results are perhaps on the face encouraging I dont think they have done much in the way of rigorous research to prove or disprove this (perhaps you guys might want to volunteer for their research programme.

it would be cool if Brynn VynDetta could give me a helping hand here and take spesemen samples to help further advance this scientific research in the fight against testicular cancer

 

[Kingfisher]

sweet I'll never die! Well...not from cancer anyway...

"Beat" me to it.... :1orglaugh

 

[StanScratch]

Is this going to be one of those things where we have a march? Because a march would be cool. You know, we can walk around that giant pool near the Washington Monument, wearing t-shirts with pictures of our balls on them. We can have a minor celebrity and/or politician come along and tell us that what we are doing is very important. Someone like Adam Baldwin or Mike Chenault. Then we have a giant circle jerk in the end on the White House lawn.

 

[mentalman]

Well in that case.....*types this one handed*

 

[jdb67]

Good news fellas! Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

relax Fella's, I got us all covered!!!...

 

[Mrs Jolly]

I would slow down on your congratulations a little, this is still tentative research and I dont think its scientific enough to warrant any real weight to be attatched behind it. While the results are perhaps on the face encouraging I dont think they have done much in the way of rigorous research to prove or disprove this (perhaps you guys might want to volunteer for their research programme.

Comedy gold.

 

[HELLRAISER]

Is this going to be one of those things where we have a march? Because a march would be cool. You know, we can walk around that giant pool near the Washington Monument, wearing t-shirts with pictures of our balls on them. We can have a minor celebrity and/or politician come along and tell us that what we are doing is very important. Someone like Adam Baldwin or Mike Chenault. Then we have a giant circle jerk in the end on the White House lawn.

i was thinking along those lines the other day too. first thing we need is a unifying symbol for the cause to raise prostate cancer awareness just as the pink ribbon is used for breast cancer awareness month