Not only that, he was horizontal. And drunk. It can't get any more exquisite than that.
Seriously though, who the fuck cares about the Situation? I didn't care about any of the others on that stupid show, why would I care about one on Dancing With The Stars?
I had no interest in watching it this season. Even less so because of "The Bitchuation" and Palin's daughter.
I watched one of the earlier seasons. The one with Stacy Keibler. She was the reason I watched.