Good, Bad, Really Bad

[Goblin]

I hope it isn't too corny to start another forum game, but I got this idea from a joke I saw.

Lets see how creative we are here at Freeones!!!!

The object... Make a scenario with 3 variables. For example...

Good: Getting home early from work.
Bad: Finding your wife cheating on you.
Really Bad: With the dog.

Get it? Be funny.

I'll go first.

Good: ******** getting a job.
Bad: As a stripper.
Really Bad: Your *** hired her.