going to vegas in april, porn related thread

so... im going to las vegas next month for 4 days, anyone know

any porn stars that escort in vegas?

any good clubs to go to where porn stars and non porn stars work?

where to go to get fucked?
 

Killer B

I Like Big Tits! (song by Joe Walsh)
brodkill. Who are you trying to kid? You couldn't get laid if you were paying for it, and you certainly can't afford a porn star escort. Put all $4.31 to your name on the 9ers winning the Super Bowl next year. Then jump off The Palazzo.
 
If you're looking for an escort, be careful on the strip. Prostitution is illegal on the strip, and I've actually had a few buddies get cited for solicitation, no jail time, just a fine, but not a fun time either way.

Also, be wary of the street promoters handing out cards for escorts. They are rarely the same person on the promotional flyer, and the cost on the flyer is only to get the hooker to show up to your location and further discuss the price of services with you.

Bunny Ranch is pretty standard. Never been, but seems legit, although the price is through the roof from what I have heard.

As far as strip clubs go, Crazy Horse II, Deja Vu, Spearmint Rhino and Little Darlings are all good choices. Also, I heard that Glitter Gulch, on Fremont St. off the north end of the strip underwent a major renovation and is now probably the best small/mid-sized club in the "north strip" area.

Really though, with all the money you'll spend at a strip club/brothel/escort service anyway, you may as well just try to go to one of the popular clubs at any major casino, spring for a VIP table and bottle service, and all the little club skanks, in their club skank attire, will be foaming at the mouth to drink your overpriced Grey Goose and suck your weiner afterwards.
 

Alyssa Rose

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Really though, with all the money you'll spend at a strip club/brothel/escort service anyway, you may as well just try to go to one of the popular clubs at any major casino, spring for a VIP table and bottle service, and all the little club skanks, in their club skank attire, will be foaming at the mouth to drink your overpriced Grey Goose and suck your weiner afterwards.

This^^
Take it from a girl who's lived in Vegas, women who go to Vegas on vacation are looking for a one night stand, they want to get drunk, find some random guy, and just go crazy.. People really believe and cling to the saying that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Go to a club, compliment the shit out of a chick that you want to take home buy her drinks all night and she'll want to make your craziest fantasies come true. Girls go there to get away and to shake up their life a little. Make them think they're the hottest thing you've ever seen and they will be like putty in your hands and even with all the drinks and possible food costs you'll still spend LESS than you would on some escort who has no choice BUT to be with you because it's her job.. Wouldn't you rather feel like the chick actually wants you? :dunno:
 
This^^
Take it from a girl who's lived in Vegas, women who go to Vegas on vacation are looking for a one night stand, they want to get drunk, find some random guy, and just go crazy.. People really believe and cling to the saying that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Go to a club, compliment the shit out of a chick that you want to take home buy her drinks all night and she'll want to make your craziest fantasies come true. Girls go there to get away and to shake up their life a little. Make them think they're the hottest thing you've ever seen and they will be like putty in your hands and even with all the drinks and possible food costs you'll still spend LESS than you would on some escort who has no choice BUT to be with you because it's her job.. Wouldn't you rather feel like the chick actually wants you? :dunno:

personally, i am not really into the club scene, i dont care for the music and i cant dance to save my life

are there any clubs that you recommend, where the drinks are cheap and the girls are plentiful?
 
personally, i am not really into the club scene, i dont care for the music and i cant dance to save my life

are there any clubs that you recommend, where the drinks are cheap and the girls are plentiful?

I'm not really a club guy either, but I am a "likes to get pussy" guy, and in Vegas, the clubs are your best shot. Once you just say "Fuck it," and decide to go in, the initial hesitation wears off pretty quickly, and the dancing is completely irrelevant. Trust me. Tryst at the Wynn, 1 Oak at the Mirage and Hyde at the Bellagio are all great. And I've heard that Marquee at the new Cosmopolitan Hotel/Casino is pretty fantastic. I'm not a club guy in any sense, believe me, but this is where all the scenery is, and where you have the biggest pond to fish in.

As for the drinks, they aren't going to be cheap anywhere you're going to find ladies. But the women are plentiful at pretty much any of the major clubs, all of them seem to be pretty attractive as well. Roaming around in packs of 10-15 wearing next to nothing, looking for nothing other than some drinks and a dick to go home with.
 

Alyssa Rose

Official Checked Star Member
I'm not really a club guy either, but I am a "likes to get pussy" guy, and in Vegas, the clubs are your best shot. Once you just say "Fuck it," and decide to go in, the initial hesitation wears off pretty quickly, and the dancing is completely irrelevant. Trust me. Tryst at the Wynn, 1 Oak at the Mirage and Hyde at the Bellagio are all great. And I've heard that Marquee at the new Cosmopolitan Hotel/Casino is pretty fantastic. I'm not a club guy in any sense, believe me, but this is where all the scenery is, and where you have the biggest pond to fish in.

As for the drinks, they aren't going to be cheap anywhere you're going to find ladies. But the women are plentiful at pretty much any of the major clubs, all of them seem to be pretty attractive as well. Roaming around in packs of 10-15 wearing next to nothing, looking for nothing other than some drinks and a dick to go home with.

Once again, this man knows what he's talking about.. If you want a less "snoody" club thenyou could check out Stoneys. It's a country type club, they have a mechanical bull and their drinks are pretty reasonable. You'll get more locals there though.
 
oh and any reasonably priced escort who solicits you and seems affordable and is reasonably attractive is either a sting or she's looking to bait you so she can rip you off...
 

LukeEl

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Tell them that your a test pilot that always works for me!
 

tialing

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so... im going to las vegas next month for 4 days, anyone know

any porn stars that escort in vegas?

any good clubs to go to where porn stars and non porn stars work?

where to go to get fucked?

Lucy Thai does :)

Surrender, Marquis , XS are all cool clubs ..... but def hit some of the pool parties, their a blast. Wet republic is a good one on saturdays and Encore beach on sundays !
 
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