That reminds me of what I did to my buddy when he was going through basic training. I sent him a whole whack of skin mags, but I took off the front covers, and put them on magazines that cater to the "large" woman lovers out there. I think one was called "Buf", and there was one chick in there that was soooo large that her belly button had stretched to the point that it looked like an apple was in there. My friend was grossed out, and he said unto me, "Could you imagine something like that all hot, and after you?" I told him no.