Going mad?

[BlueBalls]

Let me state that I would be happy to just have a fuck buddy. I dont care for a "relationship" par se. I'd take it if it came along, but a casual fuck friend would suffice.

Fuck it, I'll fuck you.


Trust me it'll be special.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Let me state that I would be happy to just have a fuck buddy. I dont care for a "relationship" per se.

That only works if neither one of you is the jealous type. I had a girl who I kept around for sex. When she found a steady boyfriend and still wanted to see me, I was very angry. Unfortunately, his body is scattered in pieces in a landfill now, but I digress. The point is, if you find a "fuck buddy" set parameters first so nobody's feelings are hurt.

 

[JayJohn85]

Blue wtf? Your my boy blue! You my boy!

 

[prof_porn]

Fuck it, I'll fuck you.


Trust me it'll be special.

Will you stop such comments. Thanks. :1orglaugh

 

[BlueBalls]

I'll wear you down one of these days, trust me......

 

[maildude]

Will you stop such comments. Thanks. :1orglaugh

No kidding. BB once fucked a transsexual hobo in a coffee shop.

 

[STDiva]

Are you that enterprise guy??

 

[BlueBalls]

No kidding. BB once fucked a transsexual hobo in a coffee shop.

Well I wasn't going to give her that £2 for nothing.

Jeez.......

 

[lurkingdirk]

Fuck it, I'll fuck you.


Trust me it'll be special.

Trust us all, it won't be. You'll end up crying in the shower, trying to scrub the Blue off you.

But it is a necessary rite of passage here at Freeones. Everyone gets it up the pooper from Blue at least once.

When it was my time, I was excited and nervous. I thought I was prepared for it, but when he dropped his trousers, the sheer horror and inhumanity washed over me and I passed out.
I woke two days later. All of my clothes were in my own ass, I was covered in syrup, and I was laying on a fire ant hill. My balls were the size of grapefruit, and I had a tattoo on my chest that said, "Blue Shat Here."

 

[prof_porn]

Are you that enterprise guy??

:nanner:

 

[Ace Bandage]

Trust us all, it won't be. You'll end up crying in the shower, trying to scrub the Blue off you.

But it is a necessary rite of passage here at Freeones. Everyone gets it up the pooper from Blue at least once.

When it was my time, I was excited and nervous. I thought I was prepared for it, but when he dropped his trousers, the sheer horror and inhumanity washed over me and I passed out.
I woke two days later. All of my clothes were in my own ass, I was covered in syrup, and I was laying on a fire ant hill. My balls were the size of grapefruit, and I had a tattoo on my chest that said, "Blue Shat Here."

Wow, you got off easy...

 

[STDiva]

:nanner:

I could tell by your nonstop posts regarding your sexual frustration. How did you change your name??

 

[sdj374]

I could tell by your nonstop posts regarding your sexual frustration. How did you change your name??

Yeah, and what happened to paperchase? :lame:

 

[STDiva]

Yeah, and what happened to paperchase? :lame:

 

[sdj374]

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=355092

 

[STDiva]

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=355092

Ohhhhhhh. Now I understand.

Another guy changed his name before. Middlefingerluv was changed to Assholebythedoor. :dunno:

 

[TITS KING]

:beer::beer::banana::rubbel:

 

[Brynn VynDetta]

phone sex, webcam? I know Nikki Nova does some HAWT cam shows.

 

[meesterperfect]

I've gone without sex for so long I think I am going mad.

A year!

Am pondering paying for it but would rather secureit "normally".

IF YOU READ ONE POST THIS YEAR, MAKE IT THIS ONE (Roger Ebert)

hmm?
well i'm not sure that secureit is an actual word and i believe you meant normality.

dude either take the shotgun method and shoot at everything that moves or move to where the chics are.
that is where the chics havn't been destroyed by american culture.

sad how in some countrys every 110 pound homely twig boy has a beautiful gf from age 13 on and in the states 80% of the men cant even become friends with a girl let alone find a good relationship.
its terrible.
my advice, learn a foriegn language, make some money in the states, bank it, and try to get out of the country by the time your 30.

 

[HELLRAISER]

Pfft...1 year is nothing. Try going without sex for 2 years and then come here to complain about it