Going it alone

[AFA]

NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - Rather than looking for their perfect match, one in four Americans say the Internet can serve as a substitute for a significant other, according to a poll released on Wednesday.

http://features.us.reuters.com/techlife/news/N24603251.html

 

[D-rock]

Ahh Internet, what would we do without your loving embrace? :1orglaugh

 

[geraldhp42]

Ahh Internet, what would we do without your loving embrace? :1orglaugh

Have to figure out other ways to fulfill the emotional void in one's life.

 

[ChefChiTown]

So, I'm not the only one with a relationship with the internet?....................................................

What a WHORE!!!

 

[Becks...poamr]

So, I'm not the only one with a relationship with the internet?....................................................

What a WHORE!!!

Do you need to be held in a comforting manner? Your choice, as always, between Senob and myself.

 

[Blink]

On the bright side, at least you can't catch STDs from the Internet.

 

[D-rock]

On the bright side, at least you can't catch STDs from the Internet.

I hear some of the viruses it can give you can almost be as big of a headache though.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Do you need to be held in a comforting manner? Your choice, as always, between Senob and myself.

Hmm. This is a tough one. Does Senob have big, muscly arms or warm, comforting ones? If it's the latter of the two...I'll take him. If not, you win.

 

[L3ggy]

Ahh Internet, what would we do without your loving embrace? :1orglaugh

Being outside?

 

[Blink]

I hear some of the viruses it can give you can almost be as big of a headache though.

Only if you lack adequate protection.

 

[AFA]

Wear a condom while online?

 

[D-rock]

Wear a condom while online?

I'm sure some of the people out there don't like the sensation of surfing while doing that.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Hmm. This is a tough one. Does Senob have big, muscly arms or warm, comforting ones? If it's the latter of the two...I'll take him. If not, you win.

Warm comforting ones, but sometimes they feel a bit "moist".

Just give me some money and let me know of a fun place to hang out and I'll leave the two of you alone for a while.

 

[thepornguy]

So, I'm not the only one with a relationship with the internet?....................................................

What a WHORE!!!

She slept with you, too?

Tsk, tsk.

But at least she's as tight every time.

 

[titsrock]

I always knew fucking computer geeks were going to ruin this country...

Or maybe we need to blame women on this one...Women know we've become porn-obsessed slackers...when we venture out of our mancaves put on some cologne and some nice clothes...we often return home alone. If women would ACTUALLY become the sluts that society/media THINKS they are...maybe we'd all get laid and be happy.:dunno: