Glenn Beck - The Lone Voice of Reason In An Age Of Hysteria

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God bless the Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/glenn-beck-the-lone-voice-of-reason-in-an-age-of-h,18612/


In what has increasingly become an era defined by pandemonium, rancor, and blind ignorance, one stabilizing voice emerged from the din this year to soothe the souls of Americans everywhere, make us recognize the common decency that binds us all, and supplant the poisonous aura of fear and chaos with a simple, well-thought-out message of peace, prosperity, and reconciliation.

That man is television and syndicated radio host Glenn Beck.

Every single day of 2010, Beck's quiet words of humility and reason have touched the hearts of all Americans, healing countless wounds and elevating the level of our national discourse. Indeed, just as Martin Luther King, Jr.—to whom Beck has so aptly and correctly compared himself—once showed the nation the way forward to compassion and civility, so have Beck's stunningly eloquent broadcasts, inspiring political rallies, and bestselling books reassured every living citizen that we are all joined by the same ever-beating heart of kindness, and that gentler roads lie ahead if we could all just settle down, lower our voices, and focus on solving the actual, meaningful problems of our world together.

For in these troubled times of rising unemployment, political infighting, anger, and persecution, America needs a man who can put the issues in perspective and bring us comfort; a man who cares not about race, creed, sexual orientation, or party affiliation; a man who sees beyond petty political maneuverings, emotional exploitation, greed, and opportunism; a man who encourages all of us to disregard the ceaseless clamor of ideologues and think for ourselves; a man who sees beyond his own ego and cares only for what is good and right and just. In short, it needs a man like Glenn Lee Beck.

Thank God for Glenn Beck and all he has done. After all, what would our country be like if not for him?
 

Supafly

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You are fishing for drama.

Man you need to stop this ^^
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
I'm going to pretend that is completely non-satirical and agree wholeheartedly.

Glenn Beck is the man. His fierce gaze can cure cancer... or homosexuality, whichever one you happen to be afflicted with.

:thumbsup:
 
Glenn Beck is a paragon of virtue and a true patriot. He has encountered and overcome countless struggles on his road to finding the American *****. He has become a true everyman that can unite the country with his tempered demeanor and magnificent charisma. God bless Glenn Beck, and God bless the Angel Moroni.
 

maildude

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Yep. Beck is a prick. Oh, wasn't that the point of this thread??
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
whichever one you happen to be afflicted with.
Whichever one you CHOOSE to be afflicted with.
Queers choose to be wooftahs.
Cancer victims choose to get cancer by not violently objecting to us tolerance of evilsexuality. I mean homo.
I mean Vodkaz-Victim-ness.
:D
 
If this is meant to be funny or not; my response will always be the same...:throwup:

Was the satirical article about Beck intended to be funny, or was me posting a link to a satirical article about Beck intended to be funny?

The answer is yes.
 

Ike Stain

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Obviously I care, that's why I asked the question.

Come on. Beck is such an easy target. Olbermann, while equally credible, is not nearly as funny.
 
Come on. Beck is such an easy target. Olbermann, while equally credible, is not nearly as funny.

Out of the big 4 "conservative' radio/tv hosts: Beck, Hannity, O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh, Beck is probably the most sincere. He's also makes it very difficult for liberals to ****** him the way they normally ****** conservative commentators because he has his "rodeo clown" shtick. They don't know how to handle him and that's why they are so obsessed with him.


I'm obviously more conservative or libertarian, so I tend to agree with him on more than a few things. With that said, I hardly ever watch his show (maybe 5 times in 2 years, listen to his radio show maybe once a month) but I can always count on liberals to let me know what he said recently.

He should thank them for being such loyal fans of the show over the years.:2 cents:
 
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