No you dirty beast!!!
Girls you have masturbated to the most
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1) Holly Halston
2) Phoenix Marie
3) Tori Black
4) Sila Sahin
5) Vivian Schmitt
6) Bobbi Eden
7) Kagney Linn Karter
8) Faye Reagan
9) Julia Ann
10) Angelina Valentine
2) Phoenix Marie
3) Tori Black
4) Sila Sahin
5) Vivian Schmitt
6) Bobbi Eden
7) Kagney Linn Karter
8) Faye Reagan
9) Julia Ann
10) Angelina Valentine
WARNING: Not only does my gate swing both ways, if you know what I mean (wink wink), but I really get into some weird shit when I masturbate. So, if you can't handle anything spicier than plain vanilla jack action, then turn back now! All week long now I've been obsessed with yanking to a series of videos I stumbled across on one of the tube sites that can't be mentioned here. They're self shot vids of guys jerking off onto pics of hot female celebrities. The way they're shot mostly all you see of the guy is his hard meat and his hands, and he's holding it over an 8x10 shot of Katy Perry or another hottie (actually Emma Watson seems the most popular target as there are several of her) and working it til he's splashes load all over the pic. I can't do it justice with words, but damn has it been turning me on like a motherfucker all week. Though its been years I used to do the same thing myself, and ruined many a magazine spread that way. Something about unloading onto the pic you've been using makes you feel closer to the girl somehow. I've tried shooting onto the computer screen, but its not the same. Somehow, knowing your act of cumming basically destroys the material is really satisfying.
Anyway, these vids have been a revelation. There's no question I love cock. I love to watch another guy stroking his hard dick. And I really love watching a hard dick cum, seeing thick pearly jizz spurting, pouring, and oozing from a twitching cockhead. But seeing a dude do it all over a Megan Fox bikini pic just takes it to a whole other level for me. These guys have good taste in the shots they pick, and seeing a fine looking piece of meat being mauled right in front of that hot pic is like a double barrelled blast of horny for me. Makes me feel like im right there wanking to the pic with a jerk buddy. The vids are all less than 2 minutes length, so I been watching them one after the other til I nut like a fucking monster. I love hearing the guys moaning as they blow and seeing the ropes of cum bursting out. And the way the camera lingers on the pic and the drops and puddles of goo soaking into the paper really does it for me! This one guy has about 10 of these different vids posted and does a really good job. Plus, his cock looks really yummy. He's my hero! Another guy also made excellent vids of himself watching hot music videos that I love. The best one is to Avril Lavigne's song "Hot" which I've jerked to many times myself. The guy did a really good job editing the actual video in with clips of him watching it, or actually his hands working his big hard dick as it looms in front of the screen where the video is playing. So sexy Avril flouncing and pouting, her sexy voice as the soundtrack, and a sexy hard member being pulled all at once and I'm fucking in love. Goal for this morning is to time my own orgasm to start when his cum starts flying and splatters all over the damn place on the video! I think if I can pull it off, he and I will be legally married in New York and Vermont
So that's my latest tale of perversion. Lets hear here the weirder shit everyone's doing! Don't be shy, nobody knows who you are. Were all bro WARNING: Not only does my gate swing both ways, if you know what I mean (wink wink), but I really get into some weird shit when I masturbate. So, if you can't handle anything spicier than plain vanilla jack action, then turn back now! All week long now I've been obsessed with yanking to a series of videos I stumbled across on one of the tube sites that can't be mentioned here. They're self shot vids of guys jerking off onto pics of hot female celebrities. The way they're shot mostly all you see of the guy is his hard meat and his hands, and he's holding it over an 8x10 shot of Katy Perry or another hottie (actually Emma Watson seems the most popular target as there are several of her) and working it til he's splashes load all over the pic. I can't do it justice with words, but damn has it been turning me on like a motherfucker all week. Though its been years I used to do the same thing myself, and ruined many a magazine spread that way. Something about unloading onto the pic you've been using makes you feel closer to the girl somehow. I've tried shooting onto the computer screen, but its not the same. Somehow, knowing your act of cumming basically destroys the material is really satisfying.
Anyway, these vids have been a revelation. There's no question I love cock. I love to watch another guy stroking his hard dick. And I really love watching a hard dick cum, seeing thick pearly jizz spurting, pouring, and oozing from a twitching cockhead. But seeing a dude do it all over a Megan Fox bikini pic just takes it to a whole other level for me. These guys have good taste in the shots they pick, and seeing a fine looking piece of meat being mauled right in front of that hot pic is like a double barrelled blast of horny for me. Makes me feel like im right there wanking to the pic with a jerk buddy. The vids are all less than 2 minutes length, so I been watching them one after the other til I nut like a fucking monster. I love hearing the guys moaning as they blow and seeing the ropes of cum bursting out. And the way the camera lingers on the pic and the drops and puddles of goo soaking into the paper really does it for me! This one guy has about 10 of these different vids posted and does a really good job. Plus, his cock looks really yummy. He's my hero! Another guy also made excellent vids of himself watching hot music videos that I love. The best one is to Avril Lavigne's song "Hot" which I've jerked to many times myself. The guy did a really good job editing the actual video in with clips of him watching it, or actually his hands working his big hard dick as it looms in front of the screen where the video is playing. So sexy Avril flouncing and pouting, her sexy voice as the soundtrack, and a sexy hard member being pulled all at once and I'm fucking in love. Goal for this morning is to time my own orgasm to start when his cum starts flying and splatters all over the damn place on the video! I think if I can pull it off, he and I will be legally married in New York and Vermont :elaugh:
So that's my latest tale of perversion. Lets here the weirder shit everyone's doing! Don't be shy, nobody knows who you are. Were all brothers in self-love here. Keep stroking!
Anyway, these vids have been a revelation. There's no question I love cock. I love to watch another guy stroking his hard dick. And I really love watching a hard dick cum, seeing thick pearly jizz spurting, pouring, and oozing from a twitching cockhead. But seeing a dude do it all over a Megan Fox bikini pic just takes it to a whole other level for me. These guys have good taste in the shots they pick, and seeing a fine looking piece of meat being mauled right in front of that hot pic is like a double barrelled blast of horny for me. Makes me feel like im right there wanking to the pic with a jerk buddy. The vids are all less than 2 minutes length, so I been watching them one after the other til I nut like a fucking monster. I love hearing the guys moaning as they blow and seeing the ropes of cum bursting out. And the way the camera lingers on the pic and the drops and puddles of goo soaking into the paper really does it for me! This one guy has about 10 of these different vids posted and does a really good job. Plus, his cock looks really yummy. He's my hero! Another guy also made excellent vids of himself watching hot music videos that I love. The best one is to Avril Lavigne's song "Hot" which I've jerked to many times myself. The guy did a really good job editing the actual video in with clips of him watching it, or actually his hands working his big hard dick as it looms in front of the screen where the video is playing. So sexy Avril flouncing and pouting, her sexy voice as the soundtrack, and a sexy hard member being pulled all at once and I'm fucking in love. Goal for this morning is to time my own orgasm to start when his cum starts flying and splatters all over the damn place on the video! I think if I can pull it off, he and I will be legally married in New York and Vermont
So that's my latest tale of perversion. Lets hear here the weirder shit everyone's doing! Don't be shy, nobody knows who you are. Were all bro WARNING: Not only does my gate swing both ways, if you know what I mean (wink wink), but I really get into some weird shit when I masturbate. So, if you can't handle anything spicier than plain vanilla jack action, then turn back now! All week long now I've been obsessed with yanking to a series of videos I stumbled across on one of the tube sites that can't be mentioned here. They're self shot vids of guys jerking off onto pics of hot female celebrities. The way they're shot mostly all you see of the guy is his hard meat and his hands, and he's holding it over an 8x10 shot of Katy Perry or another hottie (actually Emma Watson seems the most popular target as there are several of her) and working it til he's splashes load all over the pic. I can't do it justice with words, but damn has it been turning me on like a motherfucker all week. Though its been years I used to do the same thing myself, and ruined many a magazine spread that way. Something about unloading onto the pic you've been using makes you feel closer to the girl somehow. I've tried shooting onto the computer screen, but its not the same. Somehow, knowing your act of cumming basically destroys the material is really satisfying.
Anyway, these vids have been a revelation. There's no question I love cock. I love to watch another guy stroking his hard dick. And I really love watching a hard dick cum, seeing thick pearly jizz spurting, pouring, and oozing from a twitching cockhead. But seeing a dude do it all over a Megan Fox bikini pic just takes it to a whole other level for me. These guys have good taste in the shots they pick, and seeing a fine looking piece of meat being mauled right in front of that hot pic is like a double barrelled blast of horny for me. Makes me feel like im right there wanking to the pic with a jerk buddy. The vids are all less than 2 minutes length, so I been watching them one after the other til I nut like a fucking monster. I love hearing the guys moaning as they blow and seeing the ropes of cum bursting out. And the way the camera lingers on the pic and the drops and puddles of goo soaking into the paper really does it for me! This one guy has about 10 of these different vids posted and does a really good job. Plus, his cock looks really yummy. He's my hero! Another guy also made excellent vids of himself watching hot music videos that I love. The best one is to Avril Lavigne's song "Hot" which I've jerked to many times myself. The guy did a really good job editing the actual video in with clips of him watching it, or actually his hands working his big hard dick as it looms in front of the screen where the video is playing. So sexy Avril flouncing and pouting, her sexy voice as the soundtrack, and a sexy hard member being pulled all at once and I'm fucking in love. Goal for this morning is to time my own orgasm to start when his cum starts flying and splatters all over the damn place on the video! I think if I can pull it off, he and I will be legally married in New York and Vermont :elaugh:
So that's my latest tale of perversion. Lets here the weirder shit everyone's doing! Don't be shy, nobody knows who you are. Were all brothers in self-love here. Keep stroking!
Sorry, that last post got totally fucked up, as always happens lately when I try to post. Hope you got the gist of it.
It has to be Cheryl Cole for me at the moment, even though i haven't actually masturbated to her as i don't do it every day. Her thread is on my signature so post some links.
KLSsw08
My Hands Should Be Patented As A Bra; Perfect Fit!
Karla Spice,while watching her topless videos,imagining what I would love to do to her gorgeous body.:elaugh:.All the while wearing a spiked cockring
around the base of my dick and doing it rough.Karla really drives me nuts.
Scott
around the base of my dick and doing it rough.Karla really drives me nuts.
Scott
I just rubbed one out to Cheryl Cole :eek:
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=26846&highlight=Cheryl+Tweedy+Nude&page=13
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=26846&highlight=Cheryl+Tweedy+Nude&page=13
Is this thread for real!?!?!? Ha ha ha!
I swear I can't stop fucking laughing!!!!!!!! And no, I'm not drunk or "on anything" either! Ha ha ha!
Sounds like you're wasting your time then. Go the fuck away.
Had a great session yesterday focused almost entirely on Facebook! One of my fave things to find on there is pics of women I know in their wedding dress. Something about jerking to a woman when she's all made up looking her best, in a tight fitting dress that usually makes a point to show off her tits really does it for me. Maybe its the thought of ruining that white dress with a big hot load, or maybe its because it's one picture you can look at and know she got well fucked not long after it was taken! Love it. Also love stumbling across surprises on Facebook pages. This one lady I'm friends with has a delicious set of fat titties she shows off in a few nice pics on her page, but then I'm looking and find her absolutely fucking gorgeous teenage daughters page and she's 10x hotter than mom! The sexy little emo girl has probably 100 model-quality pics of herself, many of them showing off her creamy cleavage. Not quite as ample as mom's, but a face and body combo that made me spurt!!!! Jacked off to her 3 days in a row. Finally, I run across the FB page for a chick I went to school with who is now an honest to God bikini model, with a deliciously huge set of fake but highly fuckable tits and a body that looks hard enough to stop bullets. I remember her as having a pretty face but being kind of scrawny, so it was a pleasant shock to see her all oiled up and barely covered by a thong with this fucking bronzed body that looks like it was carved by a fucking sculptor! Amazing, she's like a hero for her services to humanity and my masturbatory needs! I'll be getting a lot of mileage out of the thought of her sitting on my hungry mouth! Once again, Facebook is a national jack-off treasure.
I tend to avoid pictures of people I know as masturbation material because I don't want it to become weird with them, but there was this one gal who I just couldn't stop myself with. She posted hot swimsuit pictures that hugged her big boobs and showed off her surprisingly big and shapely ass. I'm hoping to see more at some point haha.
Njosnavelin
Banned
Woah can I add some of these peeps lmfao
Well, I have a really awesome story to share....but it involves love dolls. If thats too weird, then I wont tell it. But wanted to ask first.... :dunno:
go ahead and tell!
i never did like taking a chanch...:1orglaugh
will you tell the damn story already.....:wave:
