Hells yeah it does. Also video as well.
Its good for posting on tthe boards too!
Hells yeah it does. Also video as well.
in the past two months, Kate Middleton
Yesterday was one of those banner days for me in recent masturbation history. I got to cum three times during the course of the day! First my usual morning session, jerking it here in front of the computer...got in at least 90 minutes of quality porn surfing and jacking before I finally drained my balls. Then, came back home for lunch and unexpectedly had the place all to myself for 30 min. before had to be back at work. So I leaned back in the recliner and used my tablet to watch some videos...even though I only had a few minutes of stroke time, the novelty of getting that unexpected treat must have really gotten to me because I released a pretty huge load! And it felt fuckin' goooooood! Then, during the afternoon back at work, I guess my lunchtime session still had me going because I was horny as hell. So I snuck into the bathroom with my smartphone because I just couldn't stand it anymore! Once again, even though the session was too brief and I was having trouble getting the video I was jerking to to play well on my phone, it was still a perfectly wonderful orgasm. I was standing over the toilet and came so hard my jizz overshot the bowl, splattered all over the seat, and ran down the back. But the cleanup was sure worth it, as after I got to walk back into the office, past all the hot little fucking secretaries, knowing I had just came all over the men's room outside!!! Good times.
Well, I'm afraid I succumbed yet again yesterday! Another 3 load day. My first was the regular session. Then, at work, I was overcome by one of the secretaries mid-morning and had to excuse myself to the restroom to whack one to one of her particularly hot facebook pics. I mean this girl is something else. Her body is unbelievable, amazing face, and a young mom to boot so hot MILF action going on even though she's not even 30 yet. Plus she's somehow able to dress super-sexy and leave almost nothing to the imagination and still look appropriate for the office. So of course on "casual Fridays" she wears supertight jeans that make her extraordinary ass look so fine it's all I can do not to fall to my knees and ram my face right between her cheeks. Well, after having the opportunity to follow her down the hall on a long walk, eyes locked on that stellar ass, I had no choice but to sneak off to the john for some relief. Luckily, she's got a fantastic pic of herself on her facebook in a short, skintight dress that shows off her modestly sized but very shapely tits. Needless to say it didn't take me 5 minutes before I was spurting! And then of course walking back to my office I go right past her and make eye contact, trying to let her know mentally what I just did...I don't think she got the message!
And then of course in the afternoon it got slow and I had to go back for a second helping! Oh, well, ashamed as I am of sneaking work wanks two days in a row, I may not get any time to jerk at all for a few days early next week, so the way I see it I'm working ahead!!! :rubbel::rubbel::rubbel:
Thanks for your spectacularly pointless and utterly worthless contribution! :lame: I'm sure once you move out of Mommy and Daddy's house, you'll actually find a girl who'll fuck you.
Well, for years I had a small collection of hand towels that I used for wipe-up. And frankly I let them go way too long between washings. I will confess sometimes when I was stroking I would put the towel over my face so I could smother in the stink of all that old cum. I liked it. Nowadays, I'm pretty strictly a kitchen paper-towel user. Something quilted and absorbent! Since it's not convenient sitting in front of the computer to nut on myself very often, I'm usually nutting into one sheet and using another sheet for clean-up. Of course, on days where there's a ton of precum, one of the sheets usually gets pretty soaked before I finally blow. I'll use toilet paper in a pinch, like if I'm jerking it in the bathroom at work or somewhere else, but it takes a LOT of the shit to hold me. Don't know what it is about jizz, but it seems to saturate whatever it touches! You know it if you've ever gotten a stray glob on a shirt or some other piece of clothing!