Same, it is nice to be able to take your time. It's just sometimes I like to spice things up. Lying in bed, looking at porn, stroking your cock. Nothing can beat it. Pun intended. Infact, I think I might do that very thing right now.
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Same, it is nice to be able to take your time. It's just sometimes I like to spice things up. Lying in bed, looking at porn, stroking your cock. Nothing can beat it. Pun intended. Infact, I think I might do that very thing right now.
For years that was my standard routine...pick out 2 or 3 good magazines or put in a video, lie back on the bed, relax, and stroke away. But since the advent of broadband internet, my routine now is in a chair in front of the computer. Of course the amazing variety of material at your fingertips on the net can't be beat...having millions of pics and vids to choose from at a moment's notice. But I really do miss being able to lie on the bed in complete comfort. When the time came I would always just shoot my load all over my stomach and chest, then use a towel or washcloth to mop it up. Now I have to shoot on a paper towel spread over the keyboard. I have learned from several accidental incidents that it is harder than shit to get fresh thick cum out from down in the keys of a keyboard!!! Now, every once in a while I'll get the urge to lean way back in the chair so I can spew all over myself, for old time's sake, but it's not the same.
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At last! A thread that openly discusses the sole reason we're all here.
Like Son of Onan, I find wanking in front of a computer screen less pleasurable than lying in bed with a load of magazines or watching a video. Although I've had plenty of wanks sitting, even standing up, I guess good old horizontal is still my favourite position. I especially like lying back so my feet (or, at least, my cock) are/is higher than my head.:eyeso:
The great thing about FreeOnes forums, for me, is I find talking about wanking can be just as big a turn-on sometimes as looking at pictures of pretty babes doing rude things.
Although I do usually go for comfort and privacy, the occasional "danger wank" can really spice things up - usually a bit of alcohol or a spliff beforehand can help there. I have been caught on a couple of occasions - once when I'd just blew my load. But hey! I wank and enjoy it. It shouldn't be a big secret.:beer:
Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a raging tumescence that needs attending to.
:banana:
At last! A thread that openly discusses the sole reason we're all here.
Like Son of Onan, I find wanking in front of a computer screen less pleasurable than lying in bed with a load of magazines or watching a video. Although I've had plenty of wanks sitting, even standing up, I guess good old horizontal is still my favourite position. I especially like lying back so my feet (or, at least, my cock) are/is higher than my head.:eyeso:
The great thing about FreeOnes forums, for me, is I find talking about wanking can be just as big a turn-on sometimes as looking at pictures of pretty babes doing rude things.
Although I do usually go for comfort and privacy, the occasional "danger wank" can really spice things up - usually a bit of alcohol or a spliff beforehand can help there. I have been caught on a couple of occasions - once when I'd just blew my load. But hey! I wank and enjoy it. It shouldn't be a big secret.:beer:
Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a raging tumescence that needs attending to.
:banana:Catweasel, you are my best friend in the whole entire world! If we can find a jurisdiction where we can legally be married, I am ready!!!
I completely agree. Talking about my masturbation habits is a huge turn on, and if it wasn't already understood, let me state now that any time I am reading or posting in this thread, I am also masturbating!
:rubbel::rubbel::rubbel::rubbel:
PS...why is this damn smiley so fucking hard to find on FO lately??? I have to search the list of smileys three times every time I want to use it, it seems. This should be the only smiley available...or at the very least it should be at the very top of every post, 10 times bigger than all the others!!!!
I completely agree. Talking about my masturbation habits is a huge turn on, and if it wasn't already understood, let me state now that any time I am reading or posting in this thread, I am also masturbating!
:rubbel::rubbel::rubbel::rubbel:
PS...why is this damn smiley so fucking hard to find on FO lately??? I have to search the list of smileys three times every time I want to use it, it seems. This should be the only smiley available...or at the very least it should be at the very top of every post, 10 times bigger than all the others!!!!
Hi Son.
Sorry about the delay in getting back, but I'm sure you know what I've been up to since I last posted.:rubbel:
In keeping with my preference for "horizontal", I was lying on the sofa facing the computer screen - a slideshow of Carol Goldnerova playing to "maintain my interest". This is the picture that finally tipped me over.
My second load of the day, possibly bigger than my first. Most of it landed on my chest, but a few drops reached as far as my shoulder and the arm of the sofa. (I have shot further - over my head a few times - but that's about average for me.)
Even typing this is giving me the start of another raging stiffie. Although it wasn't half an hour since I cleared up one sticky mess, I feel it's not going to be long before I begin the long, thoroughly enjoyable "process" of making another.:rubbel:
Catch up later, hopefully. Happy wanking.:hybrid:
Sorry about the delay in getting back, but I'm sure you know what I've been up to since I last posted.:rubbel:
In keeping with my preference for "horizontal", I was lying on the sofa facing the computer screen - a slideshow of Carol Goldnerova playing to "maintain my interest". This is the picture that finally tipped me over.
My second load of the day, possibly bigger than my first. Most of it landed on my chest, but a few drops reached as far as my shoulder and the arm of the sofa. (I have shot further - over my head a few times - but that's about average for me.
)Even typing this is giving me the start of another raging stiffie. Although it wasn't half an hour since I cleared up one sticky mess, I feel it's not going to be long before I begin the long, thoroughly enjoyable "process" of making another.:rubbel:
Catch up later, hopefully. Happy wanking.:hybrid:
anyone interested in getting some mutual going on. We can set up a chat room and share links while stroking.
^ Eww Sik Fuk ^
why aren't the pretty ladies on Freeones into this yet??.... C'mon gals! We'd definitely love to hear how you wank the tank!!!.... Maybe some of you can help us get off just reading about how you get off......
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It's healthy and wise ...
It's funny you should mention "self-abuse," because I remember the first time I "couldn't stop masterbating for literally weeks." More in a moment ... first drfeathers point ...
I had a girlfriend, who had been cheating on me (all-the-way with another guy, didn't find that out until later, let alone she told her Dad I was the one -- pissed me off), so I -- very innocent, very allegedly "respectful," went out and picked up a Playboy. Yeah, I know, pathetic, but that was me. It happened to be Petra Verkaik's centerfold and I fucking nutted several times a day for two full weeks, utterly aching at school (and people thought it was a heartache -- ha ha!).
Petra, and then girlfriends, Internet porn (UseNet days, a good 5 years before the web) and other things turned me from thin, ass-focused blondies to wide, full figured, busty brunettes. I turned my porn addition into a tit-fucking addiction with every full figured young lady in my school district that I could bed. Porn, seeing what I actually liked, instead of assuming I loved thin, boney blondies, was what freed me.
I haven't stopped jacking since.
Erotica is not only not bad, but healthy, as long as men and women respect one thing ... consent. The lack of consent is not a porn thing, it's not caused by porn, it's caused by violence and disrespect of the wishes of someone else. That's the problem, not erotica, not sex.
We utterly fuck up teaching that in the US. People say abstinence is the way, but that's just putting off reality. Abstinence does not teach healthy relationships, consent and, more importantly, working out issues without resorting to sex and violence does. I personally don't believe in make-up sex for this reason, as people use emotions -- bad ones -- as a catalyst for sex, and it only causes people to argue to get sex (especially women in my experience).
People should learn how to have regular intimacy based on healthy lust -- yes lust -- and consent. There's nothing wrong with lust as long as its consentual and responsible. Being irresponsible, not getting consent, guilting others into doing what they don't an to do, is wrong. Fantasizing about overpowering a woman who clearly doesn't want it, or getting a girl drunk just so one can "get some," is far, far worse of a reality.
If anything, erotica is about mutual desire. I don't know too many men who fantasize about "bitch won't give me any, I'll show her." Virtually all of us assume a chance encounter with mutual desire, maybe even if she's allegedly "lowering her standards," she wants us. That type of fantasy. How people think that is unhealthy is beyond me, unless you can't unload to a woman, and then meet her in person later and control yourself. That's another issue, one that goes back to consent (only outside of the fantasy).
And here in the US, over the last two decades, it does not take much for a man or a woman to get the "sex offender" title with just limited conversation. I.e., someone is labelled the same for just that as if they molested a child. It's pretty horrendous to make that relationship, but it's what our US legal system is doing to people.
Hence why it's best left to a semi-anonymous world, at least for us Americans. I know I'm already an outcast being Libertarian in ideal, lassie-faire in economic views (because I consider them related to personal freedoms).
But today, I wouldn't chance it, even as a late teenager and intern again. You can easily get the "sex offender" label slapped on you. That's eventually going to end, let alone there is a huge male-female inequality in prosecution and judgement, but it's a real issue in the US. Come home and jack off for lunch.
My wife and I have fucked in our convertible, fucked on the beach and done other things, but we mainly did it early in our career, or in areas where we could not be prosecuted (e.g., outside the US) or hurt our careers. I know several people were watching her riding me cowgirl on the beach about seven or so years ago, in the middle of the night although from a distance, and others started fucking as a result. As much as they may have not seen much, it's hard to miss a pair of great flopping DD cups.
We love exhibition, it's natural, but it can be an issue in some locales.
I think the most I've ever nutted in the shortest time was my first Christy Canyon vid, a compilation. I unloaded 4 times in a hour. I've never been able to repeat it. I've come close, 3 times in a hour with my wife blowing me continually, and only once for that, when I was young. But for the most part, I'll do only 1-2 unloads in 3 hours maximum, and no more than 3 in a day.
But yes, I agree that "prolonging" oneself should be fun. Just make sure you don't cause any long-term oxygen deprivation to your rod by being hard more than 4 hours continually. It's best to unload if you haven't within 3 hours, ideally more 90 minutes, and then give 90 minutes rest at a minimum.
Having a lover that gives post-cum-head (PCH) is one of the best as well. I cannot stress how many women out there are so giving, and we overlook them daily. Having a woman who is the ultimate of lovers, one that soothes you after you unload as much as before and during, is the ultimate.
Get one. They are great, and easy to clean-up. I travel with mine. Only once has the TSA pulled it out. Instead of feeling awkward, I just quickly mentioned, "if you don't know what that is, you might want to ask one of your male agents." She laughed. Travelling away from my wife doesn't mean I don't get to nut. I used to try to save it, but my urologist told me to masturbate twice during the week away from her, not going more than three days. So I've gone back to recreational unloads of 1-3 times/day, and "fasting" on Friday, sometimes after Thursday norming as well, before I fly home.
When all else fails, I pull up various "fallback" women, typically shots of them in or out of lingerie (I love legging and stockings), but the womanly apex uncovered and unprotected, as if she's offering and consenting. As of late, that has been Merilyn's view from behind, not that she's my favorite, but she does have one hell of a doggie-style suggestive pose. Unloading into the Fleshlight makes me think I'm caking her insides in that raw, animalistic, Adam-Eve driven natural programming, all while feeling up her soft, hanging breasts -- the softest flesh on any body, hence why we men can never get enough.
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Erotica is a hobby, and there's nothing wrong with it. As long as it is not interfering with your family, work and other commitments, consuming free time and not time slotted for responsibilities and other duties, then it is to be cherished.
It's funny you should mention "self-abuse," because I remember the first time I "couldn't stop masterbating for literally weeks." More in a moment ... first drfeathers point ...
I think we all had the "uncontrolled urge" or "nocturnal emissions," but it wasn't until I was in early high school before I made masturbation a "hobby" as drfeathers put it.
I had a girlfriend, who had been cheating on me (all-the-way with another guy, didn't find that out until later, let alone she told her Dad I was the one -- pissed me off), so I -- very innocent, very allegedly "respectful," went out and picked up a Playboy. Yeah, I know, pathetic, but that was me. It happened to be Petra Verkaik's centerfold and I fucking nutted several times a day for two full weeks, utterly aching at school (and people thought it was a heartache -- ha ha!).
Petra, and then girlfriends, Internet porn (UseNet days, a good 5 years before the web) and other things turned me from thin, ass-focused blondies to wide, full figured, busty brunettes. I turned my porn addition into a tit-fucking addiction with every full figured young lady in my school district that I could bed. Porn, seeing what I actually liked, instead of assuming I loved thin, boney blondies, was what freed me.
I haven't stopped jacking since.
Unfortunately here in the US, erotica is associated with violence, instead of recognizing the obvious. Sex and porn is an excuse for violence for some, but it is totally unrelated.
Erotica is not only not bad, but healthy, as long as men and women respect one thing ... consent. The lack of consent is not a porn thing, it's not caused by porn, it's caused by violence and disrespect of the wishes of someone else. That's the problem, not erotica, not sex.
We utterly fuck up teaching that in the US. People say abstinence is the way, but that's just putting off reality. Abstinence does not teach healthy relationships, consent and, more importantly, working out issues without resorting to sex and violence does. I personally don't believe in make-up sex for this reason, as people use emotions -- bad ones -- as a catalyst for sex, and it only causes people to argue to get sex (especially women in my experience).
People should learn how to have regular intimacy based on healthy lust -- yes lust -- and consent. There's nothing wrong with lust as long as its consentual and responsible. Being irresponsible, not getting consent, guilting others into doing what they don't an to do, is wrong. Fantasizing about overpowering a woman who clearly doesn't want it, or getting a girl drunk just so one can "get some," is far, far worse of a reality.
If anything, erotica is about mutual desire. I don't know too many men who fantasize about "bitch won't give me any, I'll show her." Virtually all of us assume a chance encounter with mutual desire, maybe even if she's allegedly "lowering her standards," she wants us. That type of fantasy. How people think that is unhealthy is beyond me, unless you can't unload to a woman, and then meet her in person later and control yourself. That's another issue, one that goes back to consent (only outside of the fantasy).
That's why I try to maintain a semi-anonymous profile on-line. I travel away from my wife, so it's my part-time hobby when I'm in hotels or otherwise not with my wife.
It's normal to want to have such seemingly "outcast" desires because ... guess what? They aren't so outcast. Most of us, with few exceptions, have private orgasms. We often imagine situations with others for them. The fact that society sees it as outcast is an unfortunate issue.
And here in the US, over the last two decades, it does not take much for a man or a woman to get the "sex offender" title with just limited conversation. I.e., someone is labelled the same for just that as if they molested a child. It's pretty horrendous to make that relationship, but it's what our US legal system is doing to people.
Hence why it's best left to a semi-anonymous world, at least for us Americans. I know I'm already an outcast being Libertarian in ideal, lassie-faire in economic views (because I consider them related to personal freedoms).
You are a man who is naturally programmed to want to spear pussy, fill it up and procreate, to put if vulgarly. In addition, we've discovered other, visual and sensory desires that is the whole of woman. Enjoy it. Thank God you're a man. It's the reality of who we are. The fact that we either seek consent, or we privately please ourselves which only requires our own consent, is very healthy.
As long as you don't break three hours of a continual hard-on, or many hours on and off that you are aching -- because you have denying oxygen to your penis' cells -- you're good. There's also a correlation between erections and heart health, the whole reason why Viagra was discovered (among other ED pills).
I ate a mature, busty executive out and tit-fucked her right in her office while I was a late teen, in college as an intern. Back then, I wasn't worried about my carer, and Anita Hill was just happening.
But today, I wouldn't chance it, even as a late teenager and intern again. You can easily get the "sex offender" label slapped on you. That's eventually going to end, let alone there is a huge male-female inequality in prosecution and judgement, but it's a real issue in the US. Come home and jack off for lunch.
Nope, perfectly normal. It would be nice to have a "nut break" at work. We like to have releases every 4-6 hours. But the reality of our world doesn't allow it, at least in the US. So we have to work with that.
My wife and I have fucked in our convertible, fucked on the beach and done other things, but we mainly did it early in our career, or in areas where we could not be prosecuted (e.g., outside the US) or hurt our careers. I know several people were watching her riding me cowgirl on the beach about seven or so years ago, in the middle of the night although from a distance, and others started fucking as a result. As much as they may have not seen much, it's hard to miss a pair of great flopping DD cups.
We love exhibition, it's natural, but it can be an issue in some locales.
I have "blast" folders for my pics and videos for this reason. They are my favorites which I queue up. It's not uncommon to hit a 90 minute session, and then "finalize" with a slideshow that lets me last maybe 90 seconds.
And it can be healthy. Make 3 sessions per day, 90-120 minutes each, and ensure your rod is soft after each session, or gets a good break.
I think the most I've ever nutted in the shortest time was my first Christy Canyon vid, a compilation. I unloaded 4 times in a hour. I've never been able to repeat it. I've come close, 3 times in a hour with my wife blowing me continually, and only once for that, when I was young. But for the most part, I'll do only 1-2 unloads in 3 hours maximum, and no more than 3 in a day.
But yes, I agree that "prolonging" oneself should be fun. Just make sure you don't cause any long-term oxygen deprivation to your rod by being hard more than 4 hours continually. It's best to unload if you haven't within 3 hours, ideally more 90 minutes, and then give 90 minutes rest at a minimum.
Having a lover that gives post-cum-head (PCH) is one of the best as well. I cannot stress how many women out there are so giving, and we overlook them daily. Having a woman who is the ultimate of lovers, one that soothes you after you unload as much as before and during, is the ultimate.
Jacking while driving is great for helping one "stay awake." I've had some long-distance relationships in my time, and getting an "one for the road" oral copulation helped me stay away as I wasn't always the most well rested (wanted to be with her, awake, all I could when I was with her). Only once did I not hold the steering well well when I unloaded. Since then I would always pull off and finish.
One word: Fleshlight
Get one. They are great, and easy to clean-up. I travel with mine. Only once has the TSA pulled it out. Instead of feeling awkward, I just quickly mentioned, "if you don't know what that is, you might want to ask one of your male agents." She laughed. Travelling away from my wife doesn't mean I don't get to nut. I used to try to save it, but my urologist told me to masturbate twice during the week away from her, not going more than three days. So I've gone back to recreational unloads of 1-3 times/day, and "fasting" on Friday, sometimes after Thursday norming as well, before I fly home.
My typical unload is all about a great view of body, pussy and breasts. I love perfect hourglass women from the front, rear or anywhere else that curve shows from bust through mid-section down hips. I also love a great, slender S-curve from the side, or even a fuller woman as long as her hips and breasts are out and hanging far more than any stomach (she can be overweight, just as long as proportional).:hybrid:
At last! A thread that openly discusses the sole reason we're all here.
Like Son of Onan, I find wanking in front of a computer screen less pleasurable than lying in bed with a load of magazines or watching a video. Although I've had plenty of wanks sitting, even standing up, I guess good old horizontal is still my favourite position. I especially like lying back so my feet (or, at least, my cock) are/is higher than my head.:eyeso:
The great thing about FreeOnes forums, for me, is I find talking about wanking can be just as big a turn-on sometimes as looking at pictures of pretty babes doing rude things.
Although I do usually go for comfort and privacy, the occasional "danger wank" can really spice things up - usually a bit of alcohol or a spliff beforehand can help there. I have been caught on a couple of occasions - once when I'd just blew my load. But hey! I wank and enjoy it. It shouldn't be a big secret.:beer:
Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a raging tumescence that needs attending to.
When all else fails, I pull up various "fallback" women, typically shots of them in or out of lingerie (I love legging and stockings), but the womanly apex uncovered and unprotected, as if she's offering and consenting. As of late, that has been Merilyn's view from behind, not that she's my favorite, but she does have one hell of a doggie-style suggestive pose. Unloading into the Fleshlight makes me think I'm caking her insides in that raw, animalistic, Adam-Eve driven natural programming, all while feeling up her soft, hanging breasts -- the softest flesh on any body, hence why we men can never get enough.
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Hmmm, guys talking about their mutual desires in women? Not so sick. Not so gay either. The target is the model, not each other.
I like to imagine a scenario before like really think it out, details are huge, here's an example - I'm thinking about Salma Hayek, one day i'm in my shop working away and a nice SUV pulls up and the customer gets out of her vehicle, walks up to me and asks for an estimate. I slowly look up from her beautiful legs to her huge cleavage :boobies: and her absolutely gorgeous face then it hits me like a brick! Holy shit Salma Hayek :eek: Im so stunned I can bearly speak, but manage to grab composer and say,"Sure, What can I help you with mam?" She noticed me checking her out and looks at me and say's, "I just was in an accident and need someone to look at my ..... rear end." :shock: So I walk over to her vehicle which has a little damage and take a look, I get underneath to further examine and she gets real close as if to purposely let me look up her dress So I stare intensely :drool2: and get caught! She looks at me and says, "How's the view from down there, any chance you can service me right away?" 
:nannerf1: :love-smi:
So I stare intensely :drool2: and get caught! She looks at me and says, "How's the view from down there, any chance you can service me right away?" :nannerf1: :love-smi:Sure, if you set something up I'd be in. :rubbel:
Anyone stroking it right now?
why aren't the pretty ladies on Freeones into this yet??.... C'mon gals! We'd definitely love to hear how you wank the tank!!!.... Maybe some of you can help us get off just reading about how you get off......
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Absolutely!:yesyes::yesyes:
This is just the sort of thread that would benefit from an active female participation. Or, to put it another way, I always like to hear women talking dirty.
Seriously though; although the "techniques" may differ:
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http://www.howtolickpussy.info/
the ultimate aim (i.e. pleasure) is the same.
I'd love it if this lady joined in.
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My most "dangerous" wanks were in the car in a parking lot and in the office. Parking lot, all alone, very exciting. Office, late at work, no one else there.
As of right now I haven't masturbated in a week. I'm feeling the urge pretty bad but don't know if I'll release it today.
As of right now I haven't masturbated in a week. I'm feeling the urge pretty bad but don't know if I'll release it today.
Lightly, but not enough to get off. Not yet anyway.
I feel very horny but I won't masturbate till tonight, probably
You haven't wanked for a week?:shocked:
Are you doing this for a bet or to raise money for charity? :dunno:
Go on man. Let it rip right now. You know it makes sense. :yesyes::yesyes:
Look away fpor one second and the topic has exploded. Nice. That is the beauty of having a laptop, I can get all the internet porn I want and still have a nice wank in bed. Lying in bed, cock in hand looking at internet porn can't be beat. It has also helped my dexterity as well, I can wank with either hand with ease now.
I have done over the head as well. I love when I have a really strong, really powerful orgams. Feels so good to spew your load hard and far. I think that is why I love watching cum shots in scenes so much. Can't get enough of a coated face. I am getting the same thing, my cock is getting hard typing and writing as well. Good to find like minded people. Wank on my friend, wank on.
I will do the same every now and again. Save up a nice big load for a week or so and then have a great wank session. Usually it becomes 2 or 3, depending on how long it has been. My room mate hasn't been in all week though, so I have been taking advantage of that to wank away at my hearts content. Keep it up guys, literally and metaphorically.
This needs to be a thread where anyone can post anything masturbation related without getting flamed for it!!!!!!
If something violates TOS then the mods can take care of it, but the whole point of this thread is to be able to talk about getting yourself off and anything...anything...that helps you do it. Without worrying about somebody criticizing you over it.So no fucking flaming!!!!
There's nothing wrong at all with jacking it with a partner, whether its strictly for company or even if it leads to something more. Personally, I like being watched when I'm stroking, and like being watched when I'm cumming. You can be selfish and focus just on doing you, yet the other person still gets off and you get to watch. What's bad about that???? I'm not saying it's always better to drive the car yourself, but honestly, when you're behind the wheel you know exactly what you're doing and exactly how to get to the destination, right??? And you never have to worry about doing something that turns yourself off, like sticking your finger up your own ass, because you already know whether you like it or not.
