"The 100"
OK kids, just finished a little project. Not long ago my buddy mentioned that he had just finished compiling a list of his top 100 women to wank to of all time. At first that sounded daunting but I managed to make my own list, after a lot of thought and seperating the real contenders from the also-rans. Not long after I finally settled on my 100, my buddy sent me his
in order. That really seemed too much of a task for me, but I set about seperating my list into blocks of ten and came up with some rough ideas for guidelines as I went along. That was much easier than placing each girl individually from the off, even though I had always known who my top 12 would be, and certainly my top 3 in order. As of yesterday I finally finished ranking each of the blocks of ten into order, to complete my 100.
The biggest challenge has been to avoid "now bias" i.e. give someone a high ranking just because I'm using them a lot
right now. I've tried to be fair and think properly about a) the amount of time spent masturbating to them in terms of months, years etc, b) the frequency of usage, and c) the relativity. For example if I discovered someone in 1998 but have only intermittently used them, even if I still use them on occasion, they get ranked lower than someone I discovered in 2005 but have barely stopped using since. Also as a consequence there are some girls that I have been using quite a lot recently who don't crack the 100, because that would be "now bias" if that makes sense. Also some of my absolute favourites
now don't get higher rankings because it's hard to really compare them to ladies that have had my dick's attention for 5, 10, nearly 20 years. Current favourites need to have already been a bigger impact than those below to achieve a high ranking.
So, here's my list, and some of the criteria I used. Labour of love. Yes, it's taken a bit of thought.
100-81
Who still deserves to be in your 100? Who has grabbed you briefly? Who made your cock stand up and force you to beat it, even if it was only for a short period of time or a certain scene? Who did you use often but it seems forever ago? Who do you look at the rest of names and think "I didn't use her as often as those ranked higher?" Who maybe did it for you before you were exposed to stronger material and have never really revisited, or simply has a smaller ratio than the rest? Who did you briefly rate so to provide multiple wanks, but maybe changed your mind over?
100. Vikki Blows
99. Natasha Henstridge
98. Janine Lindemulder
97. Ashlyn Gere
96. Samantha Fox
95. Sky Lopez
94. Torrie Wilson
93. Jet from Gladiators a/k/a Diane Youdale
92. Kathy Lloyd
91. Emma Harrison
90. Sung Hi Lee
89. Dannii Minogue
88. Leanna Scott
87. Demi Moore
86. Elizabeth Hurley
85. Sophie Anderton
84.
Elle MacPherson
83. Eva Herzigova
82. Elizabeth Berkley
81. Linda O'Neil
80-51
Who had a real "prime" but fell off the radar? Who have you used and loved, but you couldn't say are among your top 50 girls to wank over? There's a real line here - who is top half and who isn't? Who was a shorter term fascination, or maybe just hasn't had quite the time the others have to get placed higher? Or who has something that you still can't resist - one film, one scene, one shoot - even after a lenthy absence, or who did you wank lots for but maybe not recently? Who makes the grade here for still having "loved" as opposed to "liked" wanking over?
80. The Young Twins
79. Caprice Bourret
78. Helena Christensen
77.
Alesha Oreskovich
76. Iga Wyrwal
75. Lindsey Strutt
74. Traci Bingham
73. Anna Nicole Smith
72. Mandy Flores
71. Angelina Jolie
70. Jessica Jane Clement
69. Lilly Roma
68.
Dionne Daniels
67.
Madonna
66. Alexis Texas
65.
[nobabe]Dionne Mendez[/nobabe]
64. Kagney Linn Karter
63.
Donna D'Errico
62. Racquel Darrian
61. Krista Allen
60.
Anita Blonde
59. Emma Caesari & Crissy Molnar from Night Calls UK
58. Mellisa Clarke
57. Rachel Starr
56. Karen McDougall
55. Sammy Braddy
54. Sharon Stone
53. Michelle Wild
52.
Cindy Crawford
51. Gena Lee Nolin
50-41
Who have you loved passionately, but briefly, or off and on? Who did you adore but with not the passion of the names that follow? Or who is so relatively new that they can't rank any higher? Who has your cock burned for more than those before? Who definitely had a run of being regularly in the rota when those that follow may not have? Who was among "favourites" at least for a time? Who still made you think "I'm definitely wanking to her tonight" on multiple occasions for a decent length of time?
50. Honey Scott
49. Jasmine James
48.
Camilla Quance
47.
Gauge
46. Linsey Dawn McKenzie
45. Terri Summers
44. Sable from the WWF a/k/a Rena Mero
43. Tori Black
42. Patricia Ford
41. Victoria Silvstedt
40-31
Who still qualifies as "amazing wank" but maybe just doesn't make the rota as often as those or above, or simply hasn't been around long enough? Who do you occasionally forget, but always love to revisit when you remember her? Maybe who has something in her locker that you'll always come back to, even if she isn't quite top 30?
40. Erika Eleniak
39. Teresa Scott
38. Alice Goodwin
37. Lacey Banghard
36. Sunny from the WWF a/k/a Tammy Lynn Sytch
35. Jennifer Ellison
34. Aletta Ocean
33.
Devon
32. Jenna Haze
31. Jenny McCarthy
30-21
Who has been a contender for favourite of the moment or maybe been favourite, if not as long as the ones listed above? Who still ranks as "I fucking love wanking to her" and has done consistently enough, long enough? Who would you still pull out without a seconds hesitation, and use from first semi to spilling spunk quite happily? Who makes your cock jump for joy but hasn't quite done enough - just - to be top 20?
30. Christy Mack
29. Cori Nadine
28. Sabine Jemeljanova
27. Brittney Skye
26. Chasey Lain
25. Kitty Lea
24. Aria Giovani
23. Sasha Grey
22. Rosie Jones
21.
Belladonna
20-11
Who have also been "favourite" of the moment or commanded long spells of being the ONLY choice to cum for? Who have you wanked over forever? Who has a very high ratio for length of time known to length of time wanked over? Who was close to being top 10? Who have you truly wanked it to more times than you can count, who's "legendary" even if they haven't quite made "the elite"?
20. Jodie Marsh
19. Michelle Marsh
18. Eva Angelina
17. Nikki Tyler
16. Lisa Boyle
15. Sophie Howard
14. Veronica Zemanova
13. Jill Kelly
12. Sylvia Saint
11.
Holly Peers
THE TOP TEN
Who have been the obsessions? Who have had long spells as "the favourite?" Whose
name makes you start to get hard (or at least used to)? Who have you not stopped wanking to for days on end? Who have you not been able to concentrate for thinking about getting alone so you can wank over them? Who have you spent 2-3 hours over? Who has made you fill buckets? Who have you bought any publications featuring them that you saw in the newsagent or drove you mad waiting when you knew one was coming out, or whose porn did you discover years ago and then
never stop tossing to? Who is it then you would finish a wank over and then instantly start looking forward to the next one? Frankly, who has driven you to distraction and threatened to take over you life from masturbating to them?
10. Jordan a/k/a Katie Price
9. Kelly Brook
8. Lucy Pinder
7. Keeley Hazell
6. Carmen Electra
5. Briana Banks
4. Tera Patrick
3. Jenna Jameson
2. Joanne Guest
1. Pamela Anderson
Phew! That's the lot. There are several also-rans omitted through "now bias" (queen of which being Kate Upton) that if things go the way they're going, I would expect to make the list in a year's time or so. As I said, the top 3 picked themselves in order instantly, the top 8 were never in much doubt although narrowing 12 down to 10 was tough. When I came to order the top 10, it was easy to narrow the top 5 down once I thought about the decade plus of huddling over a monitor to the porn of Briana and Tera, and the fact their names still frequently come up in sessions with my buddy. The middle section was much tougher than the top. At the end of the day, you
know who your favourites are.
Make your own list, even if you don't share it with anyone. It's fun. Might bring back some useful memories.