Girlfriend ****
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Yes! Punches her in the stomach! With a baseball bat!
A WOMAN ****** a MAN IS funny. A MAN ****** a WOMAN is NOT. In the case of THIS thread, it's funny. Plus, the idiot was ********, the girl was disgusting, and they were dating. :dunno:
Calm the fuck down on the flaming, sir! :nono: WillE's been here a lot longer than you. As a matter of fact a lot of people have. Compare your post count to WillE's, sir. I like you, you're funny, but you've got to watch what you say! You haven't even been here a month yet, and I'd **** to see you get ****** already!
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Three things:
1. The "please take this seriously" at the top of the page makes me not believe any of it.
2. Morning sickness the next day? I'm not a doctor, but that seems really unlikely.
3. Reusing a condom had to be impossible unless the guy had a thimble for a dick. If it's been used, then it's been unrolled. And it would be hard as hell to just pull it over the penis and use it.
I think about half of these postings on Yahoo are fake. That doesn't make them less funny, however.
1. The "please take this seriously" at the top of the page makes me not believe any of it.
2. Morning sickness the next day? I'm not a doctor, but that seems really unlikely.
3. Reusing a condom had to be impossible unless the guy had a thimble for a dick. If it's been used, then it's been unrolled. And it would be hard as hell to just pull it over the penis and use it.
I think about half of these postings on Yahoo are fake. That doesn't make them less funny, however.
Just messin' with ya!
Thanks for being so generous. :hatsoff:
if she had a used condom that means she was cheating on him... so she is a bitch tring to trap him.... I hope he leaves her....
What the chode? thats all i gotta say
Well I counted those times with your arguably "second" cousins. I don't judge, Dirk. I don't judge. :o
PirateKing
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yea yea i know i cooled down and already apologized to WILL E a long time ago no worries.:angels:
:thumbsup:
While I appreciate that, I'd like to point out that no one could have known she was my second ****** at the time, and the fact that she had all her teeth should also count in my favour.
Keep clinging to the "second ******" bit, sir. You're secret's safe here! :hatsoff:
It was ... ...different. :dunno:
The first 3 wasn't even with a girl.. :rofl2:
Different. That's all I'm asking for. Think of me as unique. :glugglug:
Ah, but at least the fourth was you, Cutie. You've completed me.
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
Maybe to you,but it's not to me.
PirateKing
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bad experience?
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