Girlfriend ****
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PirateKing
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:rofl: Wow his first time and he wasnt even awake to enjoy it and now has a long term commitment to a chick who reuses a condom.
Used condom? :wtf:
With who? If her boyfriend is a virgin, then I'm guessing a couple of his friends have had a good going over. Let's hope his friends (or whoever) haven't given our boy clamidia. That's going to be awkward, plus she might be pregnant and he wasn't even concious to experience it!
Damn this *** might as well **** himself right now. :1orglaugh
With who? If her boyfriend is a virgin, then I'm guessing a couple of his friends have had a good going over. Let's hope his friends (or whoever) haven't given our boy clamidia. That's going to be awkward, plus she might be pregnant and he wasn't even concious to experience it!
Damn this *** might as well **** himself right now. :1orglaugh
He will just wait until she falls ****** before he punches her in the stomach and calls it even.
PirateKing
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Serves that moral upstanding christian virgin right.:thumbsup: An STD will teach you not to fall ****** while watching the notebook.
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big *****
Number on used condom number two help what the hell am I suppose to do:dunno:
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
**** is not funny. :nono: You should know better than to post like this.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
He's a Christian. Tell him you were visited by God that night and you now carry the second coming of Jesus. It's more believable than a girlfriend ****** her boyfriend anyway.
Guy didn't woke up while his girlfriend was fucking him? He's really talented sleeper.
PirateKing
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get ****** Will E im sick of you.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
morning sickness the very next day?
She must of been a terrible lay.
If all else fails, do what Whimsy said
She must of been a terrible lay.
If all else fails, do what Whimsy said
i didnt see anything wrong with that post. quit being ridiculous will.
I save all my condoms in the freezer after I use them, but reusing one? That's just disgusting.
har har har.... guess he is ******** away all the fun in the world.
They do make nice novelty ice cubes for when guests come over. :yesyes:
When they figure out what it is everybody just laughs and laughs and laughs and drinks some more!
Except for that one asshole who tries to punch you because he has no sense of humor
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