Girlfriend says she doesn't feel like having sex; Is it alright to start offering money for it?

[DJCowboy]

Scenario:

The guy comes home after saving people from a burning old people home, he's won $7 million and he has been watching Beach Volleyball on TV for 19 hours straight. He comes home to his girlfriend horny as shit and says "I want some sexing" or something romantic like that. She says "Nah, I'm just not feeling it." or "I don't feel sexy" or "No, today I saw a homeless guy die so definitely not in the mood"

Should the guy start offering some money for sex? If so, what's a good starting price?

 

[STDiva]

The guy shouldn't offer money. Wait till she sleeps and fap in her hair. Lesson learned.

 

[Supafly]

Sure, offer her a hundred bucks

 

[Roald]

So your GF doesn't want sex huh...

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Dump her as a worthless shrew.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Giver her a Captain and coke. Roofie it. Alternatively, chloroform and a VW bus.

Regardless, finish like a boss. But don't use a condom. Let it be a surprise.

 

[JasonCook78]

The guy shouldn't offer money. Wait till she sleeps and fap in her hair. Lesson learned.

Bahahaha I have to remember that one...

 

[Mr. Daystar]

He should whip out his cock, beat off right in front of her, drop his load, and look her right in the eye and tell her....

"That's how much I need you...I'm a millionaire baby...plenty of girls want this, now pack your shit, and hit the road".

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Scenario:

The guy comes home after saving people from a burning old people home...

What the heck is he doing in an old people home?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Does she at least make sammiches?! If not, dump her and buy another one!

 

[Rey C.]

What the heck is he doing in an old people home?

Starting fires and then putting them out? :dunno:

That's gacho!

 

[DJCowboy]

What the heck is he doing in an old people home?

Watching beach volleyball for 19 hours

 

[tartanterrier]

You're already paying out loads for her so why pay more :dunno: Get a porno and have a barney rubble :rubbel:

 

[gunslingingbird]

What you need to do is slap her and tell that bitch that you want your money, or she ain't getting no love tonight.

 

[Briana Lee]

Haha! That's one way to end a relationship!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Fine no sex. A blowjob will do.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Am I the only one here that doesn't see a problem with sexual transactions for cash taking place in a relationship? :dunno:

 

[STDiva]

Am I the only one here that doesn't see a problem with sexual transactions for cash taking place in a relationship? :dunno:

If you're in a relationship and still paying cash for sex, you're doing it wrong.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

If you're in a relationship and still paying cash for sex, you're doing it wrong.

If its like that every time you have sex, then I'd agree. But in any longterm relationship, there are going to be nites where one partner isn't in the mood, and the other partner is really wanting it. I don't see anything wrong with offering your partner something in return for them pleasing you sexually. This would work particularly well in a relationship where one partner has a much higher sex drive than the other...its never fun to be constantly doing favors for your spouse when you really aren't into it and aren't getting anything out of it. It'd be nice for the other spouse to offer something in return for all the effort put in- And I'm not even talking cash here. It could be anything from "I'll wash the dishes next week" to "I"ll take you out to that restaurant you like" to "I'll buy you the new Assassins Creed" ....just something to show that you appreciate them fullfilling your needs, because sometimes that all it takes to prevent resentment from coming into play. Give and take is an important part of all relationships and it doesn't always have to be sex thats given in return for sex. It can be ANYTHING that'll make a person happy and feel eager to please. (again, only talking about "once in awhile not-in-the-mood sex, not every single time)

 

[STDiva]

Quit being so logical.